• muscle shirt
• shirtless under coveralls
• being told to smile
• butt crack - male
• butt crack - female
• coworker eating with filthy hands
• suspenders
• parachute pants
• someone talking shit about their wife
• body hair billowing out of collar
• carrying a folder in the ass of pants
• comb over
• ass kissing
• a quip about "Mondays"
• gut overlap hanging below shirt
• mullet
• rat tail
• occupational tattoo
• quip about "hump day"
• fancy, involved handshake
• gross smelling food preparation
• shameless flatulence
• nuclear jokes
• someone walked out by security
• complaints of "waitin' on a welder"
• stolen lead, argon, air hose etc.
• doughnut sighting
• shift badge
• reliving the boring past
• complaints about parking
• gin blossom
• booze breath
• "nothing new after 2:00"
• "don't sweat at work, don't shit at home"
• visible thong
• sexist comment
• male camel toe
• a too-tight bra creating four or more breasts
• backwards baseball cap
• seeing Paul walk
• PDA
• fart jokes
• fingernail grooming
• snot rocket
• sleeping on the clock
• watching someone graphiti
• "here comes trouble"
• talking shop during lunch
• "piece of candy little girl?"
• nose picking
• rat/mouse sighting
• a seagull shitting on someone
• unnecessary sunglasses
• doing anything "like a girl"
• vagina reference (ie. whadda you got sand in your vagina?)
• pussy reference (ie. does your pussy hurt? don't be a pussy)
• unibrow
• two or more types of camouflage on at once
• duct tape hems or clothing patches
• neon street clothes
• mention of "shipyard shuffle"
• having to listen to another trade talk about their past welding experience, their current welding project, or hear advice about welding.
• fingerless leather gloves
• food in whiskers
• someone lights their smoke with another cigarette
• "that's why they call it stick welding"
• gold chains. unbuttoned shirt.
• shared hunting photos
• conversations about bowel movements
• being belittled
• dumb comments about "quals", ie. "you got a qual for that pallet jack?" or "got a coffee pot qual?"
• when your shop becomes your name. "hey 26!"
• getting audited
• job gets shut down
• "livin' the dream"

Column B contains numbers 1 - 15. Column I contains numbers 16 - 30. Column N contains numbers 31 - 45. Column G contains numbers 46 - 60. Column O contains numbers 61 - 75.