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- If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans!
- "If you call me a chav one more time, I'll kick you so hard in the cunt, your mum will feel it." "Her mum will feel it--how does that work?"
- "Tell her she's got nasty snatch gunk." "I don't even know what that is." "Yknow, it's the... it's the stuff that comes out."
- I always wanted to be a cheat. I'm just too disorganized.
- I fooken labia!
- Nice cardigan!
- "You want to see the merchandise. Try before you buy." "I have feelings! And so does my cock!"
feb 20 2012 ∞
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