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  • I don't like chocolate.
  • There was a time, not so very long ago, when I could benchpress 200 lbs.
  • My musical preferences include- rockabilly, nerdcore, and screamo.
  • Math jokes and Star Wars references are underappreciated forms of humor.
  • I can quote every word to the original Star Wars trilogy.
    • In three languages.
  • I am far more likely to remember a girl's cup size than her eye color.
  • When getting dressed or purchasing clothing, I consider the following:
    • Does this outfit provide unnecessary opportunity for zombies to grab me from behind?
    • Can I outrun zombies in these heels?
    • Will this fabric show bloodstains and brain matter?
  • Slasher flicks > Chick flicks
  • The entire month of March is dedicated to NCAA Men’s Basketball. Mess with my bracket sheet and I will cut you.
  • I loath the color pink.
  • I'd rather eat a chili-cheese burger than a salad any day.
  • Can I get a side of Jack Daniels with my burger?
  • Go Karts.
    • Nuff said.
oct 22 2009 ∞
jan 4 2010 +