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Male, 29, London, overly self aware, pseudo intelligent, densely ironic,

My Listography Philosophy (rhymes)- I create lists which I myself want to see in other people's listography. I also like lists which detail the emotion, feelings, thoughts and experiences of someone rather than the tangible for it is what goes on in our head which makes truly unique.

bookmarks:
C travel (50 States)
listography GIVE A GIFT OF MEMORIES
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
Tilly wishlist (fountain pen)
  • The dilemma - *
  • The Fighter -
jan 24 2011 ∞
jan 24 2011 +
  • do your rims spin the other way?
  • have a cigar in your mouth constantly?
  • wear your jeans below your waist?
  • only wear tee shirts which are 3 sizes too big?
  • have a necklace which feels like there's a midget hanging off it?
  • replaced all the speakers in your car with just subwoofers?
  • own more gold than your jeweller?
  • your idea of dressing classy is a chinchilla coat?
oct 26 2009 ∞
oct 27 2009 +
jul 21 2009 ∞
jun 1 2010 +
  • Aglet
  • Albumin
  • Facetious
  • Hideous
  • Lapel
  • Rarefaction
  • Vestibule
jun 16 2009 ∞
oct 3 2009 +

This is more a list of what makes me unique...

  • I am not easily embarrassed and I talk about pretty much anything in front of anyone
    • For too long, when I was young, I would hold back for fear of being different, and perhaps this is just a reaction to that now I'm older...
  • I am a really shy introverted person unless you get to know me in which case i am the polar opposite of introverted. laaa
    • apparently shy people feel that they themselves are shy, but its not how others perceive things.
  • I dislike being in group social situations of more than 3 people.
    • people seem to buddy off and things are n...
apr 10 2009 ∞
jul 1 2010 +
  • watched more tv
  • socialised more
  • done more gocery shopping
  • been clubbing more
  • drunk more alcohol
  • felt more sure of myself
  • cooked for myself more
  • gone to the cinema more
  • watch more films
  • watched more Disney Channel
  • eaten out more
  • played more pool
  • played more snooker
  • studied more
  • been confused more
  • had more new experiences
  • missed home and all things familiar
  • had more crushes
  • been outside at a ridiculous hour
  • texted more
  • made more phone calls
dec 23 2009 ∞
may 5 2010 +
  • first day - roomie
    • they paired me well
    • too well...
    • wonder if meeting someone so out of your comfort zone would have been more interesting OR more destructive...
    • turns out to be very quiet
    • I think I may be more of a nusciance than a benefit to him.
    • distinct lack of concern towards how he is perceived on the outside - freakishly little
    • had a few disagreements
    • hates small talk enough to be (unintentionally?) rude to me :(
  • first day - garden party
    • pizza/soda
    • met a few people
    • stuck around with roomie and handful of p...
oct 3 2009 ∞
mar 9 2010 +

My father tells me lots of stuff and I can see where his actions stem from. Interestingly they are the opposite of the things he did himself.

  • tells me to look after my eyes - he was an arc welder so he had to take care especially when arc welding due to the bright light.
  • gets annoyed when I scar myself - he was in a motorcycle accident and now has a 12 inch scar on this left forearm.
    • its actually his left arm and its about 9 inches - childhood recollection contain distortions of size and the perception thereof :)
  • trusts me to make my own decisions - his father was strict (perhaps his father was too liberal).
  • he does things for me without me having to ask - I guess his father was too busy t...
jun 16 2009 ∞
jul 27 2009 +
  • the great feeling when i lesson i really dont want to be in is over for another week
  • the vast number of people that i could talk during the day just milling about
  • the potential to meet someone new without seeming creepy
  • seeing the same people familiar everyday
  • the potential to be universally liked and be heralded as awesome
  • the familiar environment to fall back on
  • daily unnecessary bus journeys
  • Seeing my crush and the potential that lay there every morning
  • being able to coast, and not work, and soak everything in without doing any extra work.
  • being at the top
  • Being able to finish an exam 30 minute before the end
  • Being fed everything you needed to learn....
may 7 2009 ∞
jun 1 2010 +
  • my mum likes waking up early, going to bed at 10pm and being back by 6 since that's how they do it there
  • walking is for people who have any other forms of transport. take a car otherwise people will think you're poor
  • it gets dangerous after 6 since its dark then
  • my mum's family are terrible
  • my dad's family are cool
oct 17 2015 ∞
oct 17 2015 +
  • Un prophète - ****
  • Kick Ass - ****
  • Inception - ****
  • Going the Distance - ***
  • The Switch - **
  • Life as we know it - **
  • The Social Network - ****
  • Easy A - ***
  • Due Date - **
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (+Q&A w/Noomi Rapace) - ****
oct 20 2010 ∞
jan 24 2011 +
  • well spoken ben
  • karl with a K
  • nose job CAD buddy insecure!! naz
  • Norwegian olivia
  • curly haired olivia - saw twice, now VP???
  • long haired chris
  • curly haired chris
  • drunken ryan
  • frizzy haired omar
  • drunk upset clown james
  • saddam - 'not a dicator but can be as evil as one'
  • kelvin like the unit
  • megan's brother callum
  • matt with cool hair
  • room mate shaan
  • alternative opinion edward
  • gabor farzan
  • adrian's list
  • lovely louise
oct 22 2009 ∞
jul 16 2010 +

When chosing who would be 'it':

  • Ip-a-dip-a-dation my op-er-a-tion how many people at the station? (number) 1,2,3,...(number)
  • Ip-dip dog sh*t fu*king ba*tard silly git you are not it
  • Duck, duck, duck... duck... GOOSE

Other stuff:

  • You lick horse's tails (said to me by the 7 year old who punched me)
  • Stinky-pop - burp apparently (ditto the above)
  • Forty-forty - tag/'it' game
  • Bulldog - banned in every school(!!)
  • What's the time Mr Wolf? - a game in which a nominated 'wolf' would face a wall and when asked 'What's the time Mr Wolf?' would reply with a time(__ o'clock, whose number would indicate how many steps the other players, who are in a line a short ...
mar 23 2009 ∞
jun 28 2009 +
  • observe a court case by going to public gallery
  • cycle everywhere
  • see some live music
  • track down a public piano and play it. located here
  • visit the tate modern
  • visit the southbank centre
  • visit a cemetery
  • go to a film première at Leicester square
  • participate in a free workshop
  • be in places/situations I've never been/experienced
  • fit a car radio speaker system to my bike - got all the electrics just need to fix it on and make it look sassy
    • ordered a iso connector so until that arrives i cant check to see how it'll all be put together.
jun 15 2009 ∞
oct 3 2009 +