• I think listography deleted my diary entries list and also I can't delete this one so I'm kinda stuck

Anyway, fun facts about me?

  • I got my sexuality from a waffle. A waffle told me. I kid you not.
  • I have ridiculously large airways. The largest airways my orthodontist has seen.
  • I think black licorice is underrated. The jelly beans. The chewy candies. The anise flavored pizzelles. The Mr. Sketch marker scent.
  • I keep a diary and I'm funnier than everyone because of it.
  • every day for the last 2+ years I have been taking home the spork they provide with school lunches. I have a good sized basket full of plastic cutlery.
  • I've decided that every halloween I'm going to make my costume, simply because I k...
mar 26 2022 ∞
apr 3 2022 +
  • eat a lemon like an orange
mar 24 2022 ∞
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mar 24 2022 ∞
mar 24 2022 +
  • Oregano
  • Raymond
  • Chief
  • Bingo
  • Banjo
  • Moot
  • Odyssey
  • George
  • Sampson
  • Cleavage
mar 24 2022 ∞
may 30 2022 +
  • crown embroidered with "LOSER"
  • finish the Freaking CAT CARDIGAN
  • make the dang fedora, maddie. You know you have to.
  • do something?? With the 4 textured yarns??? It doesn't have to be the rings cardigan, maddie, it's whatever just DO SOMETHING.
  • more hats??
  • maybe another hat??
  • the stupid freaking squid hat
mar 24 2022 ∞
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