• I think listography deleted my diary entries list and also I can't delete this one so I'm kinda stuck

Anyway, fun facts about me?

• I got my sexuality from a waffle. A waffle told me. I kid you not.
• I have ridiculously large airways. The largest airways my orthodontist has seen.
• I think black licorice is underrated. The jelly beans. The chewy candies. The anise flavored pizzelles. The Mr. Sketch marker scent.
• I keep a diary and I'm funnier than everyone because of it.
• every day for the last 2+ years I have been taking home the spork they provide with school lunches. I have a good sized basket full of plastic cutlery.
• I've decided that every halloween I'm going to make my costume, simply because I k...

• eat a lemon like an orange

• Oregano
• Raymond
• Chief
• Bingo
• Banjo
• Moot
• Odyssey
• George
• Sampson
• Cleavage

• crown embroidered with "LOSER"
• finish the Freaking CAT CARDIGAN
• make the dang fedora, maddie. You know you have to.
• do something?? With the 4 textured yarns??? It doesn't have to be the rings cardigan, maddie, it's whatever just DO SOMETHING.
• more hats??
• maybe another hat??
• the stupid freaking squid hat