UPDATE: To no one's surprise, she quit. Abruptly, dramatically, ridiculously

• How do you feel about parsley?
• I'm not racist in any way. I do live in Little Armenia however and I now realize that I hate Armenians.
• I am the best at making fudge.
• I look hot today, don't I?
• I've always been known as the hot blonde in my family.
• I have such a bad bladder infection that I spent the whole weekend putting ice cubes in my vagina. (said at 7:50am on 8.6.07 - fo reals)
• I can't come to work because my husband was attacked by a hummingbird.
• I can't come to work because I was throwing up so hard that I threw my back out.
• I can't come to work because I have insomnia.
• I never get sick.
• I hada friend tell me I was self-involved so I sent her an email rebuttal and then blocked her from my email account. She was toxic.
• You're really low key, aren't you?