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• Mies van Der Rohe - Barcelona Chair
• Le Corbusier - Grand Confort
• Marcel Breuer - Wassily Chair
• Reinhold Adolf & Jurgen Schropfer - Sinus
• Marc Newson - Wooden Chair

These are my descriptions of all the beers I tasted at this years Jersey Beer Festival, before any beardy real ale experts start complaining at me I must stress that I am in no way a real ale expert, moreover I'm an idiot who got very drunk!

• Martins - Blew up on the boat, must be highly volatile!
• Fruggles - Full fruity Drew ale, not sure what a fruggle is though
• Explorer - It tastes like how new carpets smell
• At t'Ghost & Ghoul - Very clear, smooth, fruity and hops, has it all and gets extra marks for being Northern!
• Warm Willie - Smoky and chocolatey, goes down smoothly
• Game, Set, and Match - Smells like eggs, tastes like eggs, vvvv poor
• SPA - Beer that tastes of cheese, Edam is made backwards

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