Stupid things that I have done and am willing to admit pt one of a potentially long list of parts

• Crashing my bike when I was 13 - scars
• Crashing my bike when I was 26 - really embarrassing as an adult but it was a big crash!
• Falling down in the street
• Distance relationships although thats not a regret
• Broken zip
• Exploding water pipes - thanks Andy
• Bob + alcohol = me sick
• The time I dropped a wall on my finger
• When I bought the 40 Plus Porn Mag for Chris for his 40th birthday and all the people from the church over the road came into the newsagent

• 01/12 - Durrell - Homemade, crumbly, quite nice x1
• 07/12 - La Cala - Mini mince pies, very good, probably from M&S x2
• 08/12 - The Candlelight - Good juicy filling, spot on x1
• 10/12 - M&S Luxury mince pies, great, nice moist filling with a strong kick of booze! x1
• 11/12 - Tastes just as good as the last mince pie I ate which is unsurprising as it was another M&S Luxury one x1

• Jeremy Clarkson - Don't Stop Me Know
• Hunter S. Thompson - Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas