Stupid things that I have done and am willing to admit pt one of a potentially long list of parts

• Crashing my bike when I was 13 - scars
• Crashing my bike when I was 26 - really embarrassing as an adult but it was a big crash!
• Falling down in the street
• Distance relationships although thats not a regret
• Broken zip
• Exploding water pipes - thanks Andy
• Bob + alcohol = me sick
• The time I dropped a wall on my finger
• When I bought the 40 Plus Porn Mag for Chris for his 40th birthday and all the people from the church over the road came into the newsagent