My very good friend Cole made this list and I thought it was a pretty neat idea, so I'm being a copycat.

• If I were a month, I would be December.
• If I were a day of the week, I would be Sunday.
• If I were a time of the day, I would be naptime.
• If I were a planet, I would be Saturn.
• If I were a sea animal, I would be a manatee.
• If I were a direction, I would be Northwest.
• If I were a piece of furniture, I would be one of Ludwig Mies van der Rohe's Barcelona chairs.
• If I were a sin, I would be lust.
• If I were a historical figure, I would be Jackie Kennedy.
• If I were a liquid, I would be gin.
• If I were a stone, I would be jade.
• If I were a tree, I would be a star pine....