• pink glitter eyeshadow
• Victoria's Secret push-up bra (this is useless seeing as my boobs are already ginormous)
• nail polish in the following colors : glittery pink, glittery purple, aqua, pinky-gold (i'm going through a pink phase right now and i can't explain it. the glitter phase, however, is here to stay)
• vitamin water ...a lot of vitamin water
• shimmering hair and bodyspray.

• Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto
• Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
• Pride and Prejudice
• Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
• A Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
• When You are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris
• Manic by Marya Hornbacher
• The Philosophy of Hume

• Lied under oath
• on the contrary, have never had a problem lying
• sky dived
• shot a gun
• killed an animal
• eaten fish
• been called any of the following : tall, normal, practical, stupid, sexy, alluring, mysterious, simple, republican
• seen Star Wars
• or have any desire to see them (but i will for Michelle)
• been out of the country (hopefully soon)
• seen an episode of "Dancing with the Stars" so please stop asking me if i saw what happened last night
• understood the fascination with watching sports
• seen any of the following movies : Casbla...

• SLEEPING
• watching bad day-time tv
• writing my book
• playing sodoku
• walking my ENORMOUS bulldog and scaring the little kids
• veganizing recipes
• taking endless quizzes on blogthings.com
• planning my elaborate schemes to take over the world.
• more animal rights activism
• visit more of my friends -- since i would no longer be hampered down by this tedious job.
• attend more protests and rallies (it really is fun and for a good cause)

• PeTA
• Mercy For Animals
• Animal Liberation Front (ALF)
• GLAAD
• National Association for Eating Disorders (NAED)
• Self-Injury Awareness
• American Civil Liberties Union
• Suicide Prevention
• RAINN (rape crisis center)
• Planned Parenhood
• Association for the Seperation of Church and State
• StopTheWar.org

• leggings (especially plaid ones or ones with unusual patterns)
• long sweaters
• indian inspired designs on my shirts
• gym shoes (never heels. never ever)
• long, flowing hippie dresses ( i don't actually wear these, i just like them)
• long hippie skirts.
• corduroy tan jackets
• pink faux leather jackets
• faux leather steel-toe boots.
• headbands. big black ones
• torn, holey jeans. they have more character than the non-torn sort.

• guacamole
• potato soup
• minestrone soup
• most soups in general
• pizza veggie burgers
• veggie burgers with grilled onions and mustard (ala maxwell street)
• quesadillas with extra tomatoes
• speghetti with spinach and cheese tomato sauce
• cake batter ice cream
• cherry garcia ice cream
• mint chocolate chip ice cream
• vegan milkshakes with chocolate almond milk, mint chip vegan ice cream, and Newman's own orgaic mint sandwich cookies.
• hummus and pitas from Aladdin's Pita
• falffels from the indian market in hyde park.

more to be added later

• i know he is joking, but it bugs the shit out of me when he makes fun of me from being from IN while he is from Chicago (despite the fact i keep telling him i was born in Chicago -- he is aware this pisses me off)
• He says he wants to go out and do things but when we're together all he wants to do is stay in and watch bad cable movies (which IS fun, but then he complains later that we never do anything)
• he has the ability to piss me off so much that I can't sleep
• see above x2
• he likes techno music...ugh
• he will say something very...sweet? and when i respond with something of the like, he makes a joke.
• he calls me his "gentile bitch" which is only cute when i'm not already pissed off at him.

• spontaneous chicago trips
• all day ANTM marathons whilst consuming cheese fries and guacamole (yummy)
• ending up as "regulars" at the indian resturant we've been to a total of two times.
• discovering life altering food
• become obsessed with organic, vegan body products ("lush"...my new mecca)
• making michelle try on sequin-y dresses she otherwise wouldn't wear ( for my amusment)
• sampling teas from Teavana (second mecca)
• discussing my desire for a mexican-british jew.
• eatting massive amounts of chinese food and then rushing to meet trains.
• me saying something redunkulous and michelle finding it smart/funny.
• ..more to come later.

• "The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." -- Juno
• Save the fucking world, save yourself
• Chris: So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick!

Josie: I think one slipped through there Chris... Chris: Stupid punt... - Skins

• No! Tell me like you'd die for me! Like nothing else matters, like your world stops turning because of me! Like you mean it, you little shit! Go on."--Michelle [
  
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• HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH
• Igby Goes Down
• Garden State
• Dead Poet Society
• American History X
• Royal Tannenbuams
• Wizard of Oz
• Return to Oz
• Labyrinth
• 98% of Disney movies (but that's a given)
• Where the Wild Things Are
• Practical Magic
• Neverending Story ( 1 and 2)
• Goodfellas
• Girl, Interrupted ( was once obsessed with this movie)
• Little Miss Sunshine
• Wristcutters : A Love Story
• Schindler's List
• JUNO!!!

• the thumb on my left hand is always sore.
• i went to science camp in 8th grade.
• i hate birds ( this does NOT mean i want to kill them or hurt them in any way..i just don't like them)
• sometimes i wish i could go back in time and freeze.
• im convinced i was cooler in high school than i am now (but this may not be entirly true)
• without realizing it, i prefer children's movies, tv shows, and books more so than what i am "supposed" to like.
• i like pretending to be different people.
• i actually have pretty low self-esteem (but my fabulousness covers this)
• im pretty depressed...but, again, the fabulousness that is me helps
• i can listen to a song 15 times in one si...

• an awesome, ahh-mazing journal
• i-pod (since mine broke)
• car (wishful thinking)
• Grimm's Complete Fairy Tales
• all of the OZ books
• Carol doll from Where the Wild Things Are
• Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (it comes out 12/8, so i might just buy this myself)
• MORE LEGGINGS!!
• DVD player (mine has "mysteriously" broken after being thrown against the wall multiple times)
• big bag of reese's cups
• tea and teapot from teavana
• More soap and stuff from LUSH
• Cure t-shirt from http://www.threadless.com/product/1589/F...

• Schinlder's List
• My Life Without Me
• Garden State
• Igby Goes Down
• Where the Wild Things Are
• Toy Story 2 ( the part when the doll sings..it always gets to me)
• Sophie's Choice
• Life is Beautiful
• Pheobe in Wonderland
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch (even though it is one of my favorites)

• wait for Athena's mom to get the Starbucks job and then hire me.
• decorate apartment with saris and statues of chinese goddesses.
• buy insane amounts of shoes
• eat strictly organic veggie burgers at Epic Burger.
• find an excellent coffee maker.
• buy loads of clothes from Charlotte Russe, Nordstram Rack, and thrift stores on Devon.
• spend as much time possible with the cutest baby, Lucien.
• perfect my "Chicago walk"
• hang out with Athena till we are sick of each other.
• proceed to be happy in the natural enviroment for the Urban Elf that i am.

• people who think they can treat you like shit because you're in a job that won't let you say anything back to them.
• old people who think you should feel sorry for them just because they are old.
• small, annoying kids
• condescending, arrogant fucks
• being told what to do.

• toothpaste
• shampoo
• deoderant
• vitamins
• poptarts (only the un-frosted kind)
• skittles
• conditioner
• most if not all medications
• some clothing (rabbit hair in sweaters, etc.)
• candy corn (fucking gelatin)
• lotion
• nail polish
• make-up
• hair products
• movies (geltain in the film strip)
• books (how do you GLUE shit together?)
• ..more to come

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer (but you knew that already)
• Scrubs
• Skins
• Gilmore Girls
• Boy Meets World
• Simpsons
• Family Guy
• Angel
• Firefly
• Golden Girls (please, don't ask)
• America's Next Top Model
• Degrassi (again, don't ask)
• House, M.D.
• Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
• Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
• That 70's Show
• So Weird
• Jimmy Neutron

• anything made from the body of an animal
• mushrooms
• olives
• sauerkraut
• donuts
• baked doritos (yick)
• green peppers
• egg-nog

• England
• Ireland
• Scotland
• Greece
• Poland

-to see the concentration camps (a sick obsession)

• Amsterdamn

-not for what you think..to see Anne Frank's house

• Russia
• India
• Tibet
• China
• Mexico
• Egypt