• "The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." -- Juno
• Save the fucking world, save yourself
• Chris: So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick!

Josie: I think one slipped through there Chris... Chris: Stupid punt... - Skins

• No! Tell me like you'd die for me! Like nothing else matters, like your world stops turning because of me! Like you mean it, you little shit! Go on."--Michelle [
  
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• Your logic does not resemble our earth logic -- BTVS
• Xander: They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary.

Dawn: Maybe that's your power. Xander: What? Dawn: Seeing, knowing. Xander: Maybe it is... Maybe I should get a cape.

• Xander: First day of kindergarten. You cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love ... scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.

Willow: You think I won't? Xander: It doesn't matter. I'll still love you. Willow: Shut up!

• [Spike looks at the name tag in the tweed jacket he's wearing.]

Spike: "Made with care for Randy"? Randy Giles? Why not just call me "Horny" Giles, or "Desperate-for-a-Shag" Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you! Giles: Randy's... a family name, undoubtedly.

• Spike: Oh, someone put a stake in me!

Xander: You gotta lot of volunteers in here. Spike: I just can't take all this namby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians. Willow: Uh, the preferred term is- Spike: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.

• Cassie: Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before... try and keep that feeling, because... if it goes... you'll never get it back

Chris Miles: What happens then? Cassie: You lay waste to the world... and everything in it.

• Cassie: Do you remember when you rode with me in the ambulance after I tried to kill myself?

Jal Fazer: Of course. Cassie: That's what love feels like.

• Cassie: Love is, like, really important. It's good to be loved. Even if it's only for one night.
• Cassie Ainsworth: I'll love you forever, Sid.

Sid Jenkins: You will? Cassie Ainsworth: Yes. That's the problem.