- assassinate trump 
 
    - audition for a role 
 
    - be fluent in at least 3 languages 
 
    - be friends with a celebrity 
 
    - buy a professional camera 
 
    - ✔ buy flattering glasses (damn!!!!! who's a good looking bitch!!!!!!! this bitch is!!!!!!!!!) 
 
    - date a celebrity 
 
    - ✔ fix my knee problem.... whatever it is. what is it? (still dunno what it is but i fixed it, i think. dunno how i did it either) 
 
    - get a book published 
 
    - ✔ get a hairstyle that really suits me 
 
    - ✔ get high (apparently i'm incapable of getting high but at least i've smoked weed so i guess that counts) (UPDATE - I GOT HIGH AND IT'S FUCKING AWFUL BUT I'LL KEEP ON DOING IT BC I NEED EXCITEMENT + ADRENALINE IN MY LIFE) 
 
    - get into a fist fight 
 
    - get off my medication 
 
    - go on as many dates as possible 
 
    - have my teeth perfectly straight 
 
    - kiss a boy and feel something 
 
    - ✔ kiss a girl 
 
    - larns more about the law of attraction 
 
    - learn more about hindu gods 
 
    - learn more about the number 33 
 
    - learn more about time 
 
    - learn more about wizardry and wiccans 
 
    - learn new languages
      
 
 
    - ✔ live in a different house :) 
 
    - pet a monkey 
 
    - read about every single person on this list 
 
    - self-teach myself some subject i know nothing about 
 
    - sign up for a class i totally think i will fail 
 
    - start my own comedy series 
 
    - take boxing classes 
 
    - take yoga classes 
 
    - travel to india 
 
    - travel to new york 
 
    - try drugs other than marijuana 
 
    - watch every single one of those classic films that cinema critics won't shut up about 
 
    - watch reliable documentaries about aliens 
 
    - write at least two books 
 
  
            mar 18 2016 ∞
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