(*sarcastic voice*) “Yeah, sometimes I go outside and I just bark at people.”

"Litty Titty"

“Plagiarism in heavy metal”

"This is war, and I didn't start it, but I will finish it."

"I forgot to remember the joke”

"This is it. I gave myself dyslexia."

“When I have money to buy my own clothes, I am gonna go around looking like a thot and my parents will disown me.”

(*looks at hand*) “I feel unstable.”

Teacher: "If you're done with your work, you can watch Planet Earth." Me: "What's that?"

"I stole your car and I crashed. Can you come over here?"

“Marijuana Pepsi”

“I have taught myself to unlearn the alphabet.”

(*cracks knuckle*) sounds fake but ok

(*looks at a picture of an apple*) “WHY...

• cleverbambi
• 21 (March 15)
• ♓︎
• INTP-T
• she/they
• hufflepuff/witch of light
• hopeless romantic
• says 'lmao' way too much
• would for a chicken nugget

I am starting my College Experience so I need to lay some things out in mind. Here are my Goals :3

• ✔ Finish Study Path
• ✔ Start Classes
• Pass Classes
• Transfer to IU
• Get into the Exploratory Program
• Find a Social Circle
• Have a way of being financially stable
• Save Money for a big move
• Find a place to live on my own with my dog
• Find my passion I want to strive for in a career.
• Move to UK or Canada
• Trans Clinic???

Cafuné

Caged Bird

By Maya Angelou

A free bird leaps on the back of the wind and floats downstream till the current ends and dips his wing in the orange sun rays and dares to claim the sky.

lasciviously But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.

The caged bird sings with a fearful trill of things unknown but longed for still and his tune is heard on the distant hill for the caged bird sings of freedom.

The free bird thinks of another breeze and the trade winds soft through the sighing trees and the fat worms waiting on a dawn bright lawn and he names the sky his own

But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams his shadow shouts on a nightmare sc...