Throughout All Events
- every time a reporter complains about Sochi hotels
- every time there is a new country
- anti-gay laws are mentioned
- ukraine is mentioned
- stray dogs are mentioned
- cuts frame to Putin
- countries outfit choices are mind bogglingly ugly
- Take one drink every time a announcer invites you to "share a moment with the world."
- Take a drink every time they mention "overcoming adversity"
- During the opening ceremonies: take a drink every time a commentator offers some irrelevant factoid about the country currently walking into the stadium, thereby demonstrating that he/she doesn't know jack shit about the country in question and is assuming that you don't either.
- drink every time reporter deserves a punch to the groin for annoying little history factoids that are irrelevant to what is going on
- take a drink every time "we all play for Canada" commercial comes on
- Take a drink every time a new country is introduced; drink twice if you can trace family origins back to that country
- Take a drink every time the announcer says "this symbolizes this" or any derivative thereof
- Every time you see an Olympics Visa commercial meant to inspire you to rise up and live your dreams, take 2 drinks.
- you see the Sochi Mascots
- An athlete from a poor/wartorn country who is "thrilled to be here"
- Any mention of the 1980 US men's hockey team, Miracle on Ice, the summit series/Henderson
- Any time an announcer mentions the brand name of a uniform supplier, like "Roots" or "Nike"
- Any time announcer mispronounces the name of a country/city
- A flashback to a previous Olympic games
- any time a north American announcer Don Cherry's the name of an Eastern European
For A Specific Country
- The second part of the game requires each player to choose a different country. A person will drink when of the following actions concerns their country.
- Any time you see the country's flag - 1 drink
- Mention of an athlete from the country favored to win gold - 3 drinks
- Mention of an athlete from the country expected to take silver - 2 drinks
- Mention of an athlete from the country expected to take bronze - 1 drink
- Mention of an athlete from the country expected to compete for a medal - 1 drink
Specific Events
- One drink if an ice skater wipes out.
- Two drinks if a skier bites it.
- Finish your beer if an ice luge-er eats it.
- Finish a case if a fucking bobsled crashes.
- An athlete has overcome tragedy to reach Olympics
- Mention of an athlete's real job
feb 5 2014 ∞
jan 6 2015 +