• Neophyte: a person who is new to a subject, skill, or belief
• Polyamorous: the practice, desire, or acceptance of intimate relationships that are not exclusive with respect to other sexual or intimate relationships, with knowledge and consent of everyone involved
• Sapiophile: means someone who is sexually attracted to intelligent people .

• Nail polish
• colouring book
• clothing store gift cards (AE/Old Navy etc.)
• candles
• money fairy
• those apple pie things you made last year

♪ I'm alive and I'm free Who wouldn't wanna be me ♪

• Alcohol
• Animal Print Clothing
• ATV's
• Bonfires
• Books
• Boys
• Bubbles
• Coconut Malibu
• Coffee
• Country Music
• Cuddling
• Dodge Trucks (as no other truck is really worth my time)
• Demolition Derbies
• Family and Friends
• Flip Cup
• Glitter
• Hedgehogs
• Highlighters

• You actually like doing laundry at home.
• Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
• You'd rather clean than study.
• "Ah shit, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
• You schedule your classes around sleep habits and "Friends."
• Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
• Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
• You realize:
  • That every clock on campus shows a different time.
  • That Chem Labs/ Architecture studios take up more time than all other classes put together
  • That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.

• Stupid People
• People who think they can tell me what to do
• People who can't drive at LEAST the speed limit
• Actually just people who can't drive in general
• When my car is dirty (inside and out)
• When my computer files are not organized into folders
• Cops on power trips
• Tags sticking out of clothing
• Inside-out hoods
• People who touch my stuff without permission
• Those who go to the 12 or less line in the grocery store, but CLEARLY have more than 12 items
• Uneven strings on sweaters
• CB's (Male and Female)
• People who do not walk fast enough in the hallway

• 2 Broke Girls
• Anger Management
• Big Bang Theory
• Bones
• Cake Boss
• Cake Boss: Next Great Baker
• Criminal Minds
• Grey's Anatomy
• Hawaii 5-0
• Heartland
• Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
• Modern Family
• Mom
• NCIS
• New Girl
• Once Upon A Time
• Scandal
• Scorpion
• Suits
• The Good Wife
• The Vampire Diaries

Pros

• I make her drinks
• I provide Alyssa substances

Cons

• I don't win her things at the carnival
• I don't buy her things
• I refuse to rub her feet

• Alex
• Andrew
• Brian
• Brett
• Bruce
• Carter
• Coty/Cody
• David
• Devin
• Dylan
• Ethan
• Gary
• Gordon
• Ivan
• Jared
• Jordan
• Keith x2
• Mitchell
• Stephen/Steve
• Timothy
• William

• Hush, Hush Series
  • Becca Fitzpatrick
    • Hush, Hush
    • Crescendo
    • Silence
    • Finale
• The Mortal Instruments
  • Cassandra Clare
    • City of Bones
    • City of Ashes
    • City of Glass
    • City of Fallen Angels
    • City of Lost Souls
    • City of Heavenly Fire
• Code Name Verity
  • Elizabeth Wein

Appareance

• Is tall (at least 6'3")
• Blonde hair
• Blue eyes
• Well built body and properly proportioned
  • Preferably well muscled, but still soft enough to qualify as a good pillow
• He will be ticklish in one or two places so that I am not the only one who loses the tickle war

Habits

• Drives a truck (Must be a Dodge of course)
• He will hunt, fish and enjoy doing any other activity that I enjoy (or at least pretend to like it to make me happy)
• He MUST enjoy cuddling
• He should respond quickly and effectively...

• Why do you only have group pictures? I'm not trying to figure out who you actually are..
• You look like a child..
• What are you doing with your hair?
• Your dog is cuter than you, sorry about your luck.
• You're proud of that Ford? That's a shame.
• You're really cute, but unfortunately short.
• Can I have your cute friends number instead?

Combinations

• Girls
  • Amelia Jane / Amelia Jennifer
    • NN: AJ
  • Suzanna Caroline
  • Zoey Isabelle / Zoey Nicole
• Boys
  • Brayden Elijah
  • Leo Jonathan
  • Christopher Jonah
  • Oliver William

Individual Names

• Girls
• Boys
  • Liam

Bolded are my favorites

• A Charlie Brown Christmas
• Annabelle's Wish
• Blizzard
• Elf
• Frosty The Snowman
• Home Alone 1-5
• How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
• Santa Baby
• The Polar Express
• The Santa Clause
• The Santa Clause 2

• Being loud after quiet hours
• Burning candles in my room
• Drank during Frosh week (which we aren't allowed to do in Guelph)
• Drinking underage
• Frequently use the fire exit door outside of my room
• Frequently prop the fire exit door open
• Guest over on a "no guests permitted" weekend
• Guest over without signing in
• Had a rabbit in my room
• Have a toaster, kettle and sandwich maker and use them all in my room
• Have played drinking games
• Possession of illegal substances (marijuana)
• Smoked in my room

These are very good tips as to how I personally procrastinate:

• Facebook
• Play Tetris
• Skype with Hayley
• Clean room
• Watch TV shows/Movies online
• Listography Lists
• Play with bunny/other pets
• Run/work out
• Re-organize files on my computer
• Think of all the other things I could also do
• Listen to/Download more music
• The new-found love of Stumbler
• The things that Stumbler stumbles upon for me
• Online puzzles

Things That I might Assist In Helping To Get

• A cotton candy machine at her wedding
• A specific "The Maine" quote for her bedroom wall
• A small hobby farm including:
  • pigs
  • sheep
  • cows
  • goats
  • chickens
  • horses (even though Hayley doesn't want them I do.. :D)
  • donkey
  • bees
  • cats
  • dogs

Things That I Will Not Assist With

• A Boyfriend