- Mikey: "do you have a pen?" guy on plane: "no. do you?"
- Sam & Jack, in the concert bears: "it's a rainy day, all the bears come to us!"
- Cassie: "i guess i should get something for my grandma because she's old..."
- Harlan Cohen: "not wanting to drink with your friends is not being intolerant of their drinking. being intolerant would be running into the room where they are drinking, taking their beers and, while pouring them over their heads, yelling "too drunk to find an umbrellaaaa?""
- Connor: "i like country, but i guess i really only like the love songs. i really don't go for that stuff that's like, "yeaaaah donkey's ridin'...""
- Taylor, in a text to mark, cody, and bryan crowley: "you are my family"
- Mike A, trying to beat steph to the bathroom:"my dick's out, MY DICK'S OUT!"
- Steph: "it wasn't possible to become fully human living beside the
dragons in the slime, was it?"
- Aunt J: "can you guys help me set the table?" H: "actually, we have plans to play a game..."
jul 30 2008 ∞
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