• The fact that Parker Posey's character was called 'Kitty Kowalski' <333
• Parker Posey in a maid's uniform.
• Parker Posey in a dressage uniform.
• Parker Posey in any uniform.
• "Weren't there two of those?" LOL.
• The Superhero's oh-so-dashing curl.
• "It's freakin' Gone With the Wind."
• Ms Lane's Pulitzer Prize dress. Oh yes.
• The drawing the 'kid' did. Superman: check. Mummy: check. Daddy: check. Boggle-eyed version of myself with far more detail that anyone else, ALRIIIIIIGHT!
• Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father always say?

Kitty Kowalski: You're losing your hair. Lex Luthor: Before that. Kitty Kowalski: Get out? (Secret - this almost made me WEE.)

• The CGI. They were whipping the money, bi...

• The credits. They were absolutely amazing at first. "WOW! It's so classic! I'm going to love this!" But then it went on.. and on... and the planets were spinning faster... and faster... and the music was repeating again.. and again... There was almost vomit I felt so dizzy.
• Lois Lane's computer password being 'Superman'. The bint's clever enough to add a gif. of herself wagging her finger, but not to realise SUPAMAN2006LOLLLZ may be a little less predictable.
• Bosworth's lips continually inflating and deflating, with the 'sex doll' look being particularly perfected during the second plane ride.
• Spacey's amateur dramatics. Overrated, fo shizzle.
• James 'There ain't nout but air between there' Marsden. Plays the same character in every film he's ever been in. And I wou...