• The fact that Parker Posey's character was called 'Kitty Kowalski' <333
• Parker Posey in a maid's uniform.
• Parker Posey in a dressage uniform.
• Parker Posey in any uniform.
• "Weren't there two of those?" LOL.
• The Superhero's oh-so-dashing curl.
• "It's freakin' Gone With the Wind."
• Ms Lane's Pulitzer Prize dress. Oh yes.
• The drawing the 'kid' did. Superman: check. Mummy: check. Daddy: check. Boggle-eyed version of myself with far more detail that anyone else, ALRIIIIIIGHT!
• Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father always say?

Kitty Kowalski: You're losing your hair. Lex Luthor: Before that. Kitty Kowalski: Get out? (Secret - this almost made me WEE.)

• The CGI. They were whipping the money, big style.
• "You can have that. The rest is mine."
• The fact that Clark Kent said "swell".