• There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
  • I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
  • Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin & Hobbes
  • This is not a perfect world.
  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and it is up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
  • To the world, you might be one person...but to one person, you just might be the world.
  • You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
  • I try to live my life one day at a time, but sometimes a couple of days sneak up on me at once!
  • Yes, I'm smug, withholding and judgmental, but at least I'm better than you.
  • Me? I'm your worst nightmare.
  • The unfed mind devours itself. --Gore Vidal
  • We take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.
  • Click, Boom. Amazing! -Steve Jobs
  • Sometimes life is going to hit you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. -Steve Jobs
  • Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary. -Steve Jobs
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