• Steve Jobs
• Ina Garten (and Jeffrey)
• Martha Stewart
• Jerry Seinfield
• John Kennedy
• Jackie Kennedy
• Pete Jennings
• Nelson Mandella
• Kanye West
• Princess Diana
• Anna Nichole Smith (she would have been fun to party with)
• Adam Lambert (ditto)
• Stephen King
• Bill & Hillary Clinton
• Robin Roberts

Blue Mountain Vineyards

• Riesling
• White Merlot

Chaddsford Winery

• Naked Chardonnay

Chateau Ste Michelle

• Gewürztraminer
• Riesling

Peace Valley Winery

Pinnacle Ridge

• Providence, RI (birthplace)
• Cape Cod, MA
• Provincetown, MA
• Boston, MA
• New York City, NY
• Long Island, NY
• Washington DC
• Disney World
• Dresden,OH (Longaberger)
• Ocean City, MD
• Atlantic City, NJ
• Wildwood, NJ
• Avalon, NJ
• Sea Isle, NJ
• Cape May, NJ
• Myrtle Beach, SC
• Charleston, SC
• Virginia Beach, VA
• Williamsburg, VA
• Philadelphia, PA

• ✔ favorite Seinfeld quotes
• funny things I say (momisms)
• things I've named things
• ✔ words I've made up
• things I call people
• words that make me laugh (poop, chrispy)
• most favorite songs of all time
• ✔ favorite songs of 2010
• what I like about me
• ✔ favorite non Seinfeld quotes
• favorite names
• ✔ places I've been
• favorite books
• ✔ My theme songs
• Favorite tv characters
• movies I need to see
• my weird habits
• ✔ my favorite wines
• why fish are evil & other things I hate
• my favorite recipes
• DVDs I own

• There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
• I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
• Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin & Hobbes
• This is not a perfect world.
• Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and it is up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
• To the world, you might be one person...but to one person, you just might be the world.
• You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

• Runaway, Kanye West
• No Hands, Waka Flacka Flame
• Yeah! 3X, Chris Brown
• F**k You, Cee Lo Green
• Grenade, Bruno Mars
• Nothing on You, B.O.B feat. Bruno Mars
• Breakeven, The Script
• Tighten Up, The Black Keys
• Stuck on You, Sugarland
• Farmer's Daughter, Crystal Bowersox
• Bottoms Up, Trey Songz feat. Nicki Minaj
• Rolling in the Deep, Adele
• Jar of Hearts, Christina Perri
• Red, Daniel Merriweather
• Knockout, Lil Wayne feat. Nicki Minaj
• Waiting For the End, Linkin Park
• Iridescent, Linkin Park
• Give A Little More, Maroon 5
• Say My Name, Rihanna feat. Drake
• Better Than Her, Akon feat. Matisse
• Cooler Than Me, Mike Posner

• The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.
• It shrinks? Why does it shrink? I don't know how you walk around with those things.
• Yo Yo Ma! Butros Butros Galli!
• We slept head to toe. Yeah but your genitals were lined up. I slept with my back to him.
• A George divided cannot stand alone.
• That my friends is one magic loogie.
• Serenity now!
• I don't want your boys down there! What's wrong with my boys?
• Look away...I'm hideous!
• You mean the only thing between us is a thin layer of garbaridine?!?
• Who does not want to wear the ribbon?
• It's like putting your whole mouth in the dip. Next time take one dip and end it.

• People think I enjoy cooking but actually I hate cooking, I just like to eat good food.
• I am a control freak. If I don't get my way I am very hard to live with.
• I am extremely bossy.
• I have a weird sense of humor and laugh at inappropriate things (haven't outgrown potty humor).
• I want to travel all around Europe with my sweetie.
• Although I try to hide it with a gruff exterior, I am extremely sensitive and can't stand to see my anyone (especially my kids) upset.
• Love Italian food, cheese and good wine.
• I love to be surrounded by pictures I've taken of my family.
• The beach is where I restore my soul.
• I hate it when people go on and on with long drawn out stories. I just zone out an...

• Wataya Want From Me? Adam Lambert
• Rehab, Amy Winehouse
• You Know I'm No Good, Amy Winehouse
• Michelle, the Beatles
• F**k You, Cee Lo Green
• I'm Doin' Me, Fantasia
• Keep Your Hands To Yourself, Georgia Satelites
• You're Beautiful, James Blunt
• At Seventeen, Janis Ian
• Bossy, Kelis
• Pretty Girl Rock, Keri Hilson
• The World Should Revolve Around Me, Little Jackie
• Bad, Michael Jackson
• Cooler Than Me, Mike Posner
• Can't Be Tamed, Miley Cyrus
• Best of Me, Morningwood
• Accordimg to You, Orianthi
• Sober, Pink
• Raise Your Glass, Pink

• wonky - crooked & weird
• smoogy - gross & squishy
• broken - a player who is hurt and unable to play
• schmagengie - man parts
• jim jims - lady parts