- The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.
- It shrinks? Why does it shrink? I don't know how you walk around with those things.
- Yo Yo Ma! Butros Butros Galli!
- We slept head to toe. Yeah but your genitals were lined up. I slept with my back to him.
- A George divided cannot stand alone.
- That my friends is one magic loogie.
- Serenity now!
- I don't want your boys down there! What's wrong with my boys?
- Look away...I'm hideous!
- You mean the only thing between us is a thin layer of garbaridine?!?
- Who does not want to wear the ribbon?
- It's like putting your whole mouth in the dip. Next time take one dip and end it.
- They're real and they're spectacular!
- You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?
- You stole my Jesus fish!
- You're so bossy! That's why you're going to hell.
- Who!? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?
- So...you think you're sponge worthy?
- She had man hands!
- What were we talking about before Goebbels made your burger?
jan 28 2011 ∞
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