- "I wish I had a brother"..."You have one"
- "People want to see me"
- El herp, la HIV y un growth
- Papis...?
- "Kerry... I think we need to go to Shands..."
- "KNEES TO CHEST BITCH! KNEES TO CHEST!"
- Bitches!
- "I'm taking my bra off now."
- "We're so pretty" (TGIP)
- Looking like zombies in the morning
- Abuela love
- "Let me look at your trunk."
- "I hope it rains so I can wear my rain boots"
- The walk of shame
- "SLUT IN TROUBLE! SLUT IN TROUBLE!"
- "Why don't I look like Blair?"
- Sketch...
- "Diabetes. John has diabetes."
- "I'm not down to get raped this summer"
- Chubby wubby toe
- The drive-by rapist deterrent plan (DBRDP)
- Las chicas
- "We need to work out more so we can get hot and make people jealous.(Also so we can eat more cake)...."
- Shit just got real #weddingcake
- "I don't have to flirt. I seduce them with my awkwardness."
jul 23 2012 ∞
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