- "Mi torture es su torture." —Michael 
- The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained...be nicer to yourself." —Jason 
- "Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?" —Eleanor 
- "I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-succesful." —Jason 
- “I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.” —Eleanor 
- "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee" —Janet 
- "There's no such place as Guam." —Donna 
- "I'm very high in potassium. Like a banana!" —Janet 
- "Goodbob. I hope we same place again very now." —Derek 
- "Derek!" —Derek 
         jan 12 2019 ∞
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