• "Mi torture es su torture." —Michael
  • The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained...be nicer to yourself." —Jason
  • "Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?" —Eleanor
  • "I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-succesful." —Jason
  • “I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.” —Eleanor
  • "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee" —Janet
  • "There's no such place as Guam." —Donna
  • "I'm very high in potassium. Like a banana!" —Janet
  • "Goodbob. I hope we same place again very now." —Derek
  • "Derek!" —Derek
jan 12 2019 ∞
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