- "Your mother's gonna kiss me in the morning, after this soup" (Dad, on his lentil soup)
- "she found my heart & won't give it back. it's ok tho, finders keepers." (S.R. aim declaration)
- "Me & your mom are going to play poker...strip poker" (T.M.I....Ew.)
- "I"m going to punch Nancy Maddox!" (Poor Dee, Oh Nancy!)
- "God only made so many perfect heads the rest he put hair on." (Mike Heidrich on baldness)
- "Stay Classy San Diego" (Matt, Starbucks Barista)
- "Start where the moon meets the sun during the eclipse. Go 12 paces to the owl’s nest and look for the golden monkey. Below the monkey, the crystals will show the way."(Kurt on where to find toner.)
- "Good luck, hope you too sleep together well in your new house..hehehe" (Dee, I'm pretty sure they will)
- "it's like being caught with your panties down." (who says millionaires don't have class?)
- "Let's all go have a drink...let's have a lot of drinks heh heh" (Um Pat, it's not quittin time just yet)
- Dee: (sighs) "Ohhh i'm meeting with Jose tonight." Gayle: "Who's Jose?" Dee: "Cuervo..."
- Man in my Building. "You need to smile a little more, it's a beautiful day and you're a beautiful women." (Made my day! :P )
nov 24 2008 ∞
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