(order from least to most recent) - 2008/2009

• MP "Let's go to B&N I want to buy you something" (for Apt sitting & fighting his sink :P)
• MP "I'm down...the fuck you awake for? lol" (5am movie plans, pineapple express)
• SR "why the face silly vanilly? lol"
• MP "Lmao... I just found the receipt for your books and I was like WTF is this shit" (Funny thing he picked the "shit" out) lol
• BA "Have a greatly amazing day asher beans :D love ya!" (asher beans?)
• SR "haha...baby...baby, one sec for seriousness. I dedicate baby u got me...to you. it's my favorite song, and you're my fave person. Cause baby, u got me" (Awww....)
• MP "You Alvarez's remember everything lol" (yup we do :P)
• MP "Which do I fall under?" ... "I'd better" (On whether he was friend or aquaintance)
• GA "One of the first grade boys picked up another boy and the boy kissed him on the cheek and the boy dropped him and was like gross! and the boy comes over and goes i can't believe I kissed him. LMAO"
• JS "Stop texting both of u and start crying j/k" (my cousin to my sister & I at a funeral)
• GA "yes lol there are pictures of a tattooed penis on your phone lol just wanted to let you know." (The THINGS I wake up to!?)
• MP "I wouldn't let either of you be homeless for real btw. so if you can't find a place that quickly, don't pop an artery over it." (THAT'S what FRIENDS are for.)
• MP "Good thing you couldn't come btw, I just finished beating the shit out of this girl...in the game not domestically." (On his poker skills)
• SR "Ur too vanilla. that's why I can't get enough of u lol"
• MP " lol so you're not going to answer mine
  
  ? You and Gab...vindictive texters." (That we ARE lol)
• MP "What's the Mad Cow Theatre? Sounds unhealthy..."
• KS "Ur not single?" "U broke my mighty heart." (My funny married friend)
• MP "Btw, I like your early morning moans." (cause he's up til the buttcrack of dawn talking to my sister, the horror!)
• SR "Llamar Ambulancia!!!" (llama mama ya what!?)
• MP "What's a Cullen?" (Someone you can learn from, lol)
• BM "fail-o...add an o to any english word and its automatically spanish lol thats what i used to do all the time" (on the spanish word for fail) (she failed lol)
• MD "i'll tell you what is was about, depravity & a blue penis." (On the movie Watchmen...he pretty much covered it)