What I say I go for

  • Taller than me {admittedly not hard}
  • Nice eyes - if they must be brown, they better remind me of chocolate or Nutella or something.
  • Intellectual
  • Enjoys all kinds of music
  • Can have swag, as long as it pays the bills.
  • Fun but serious personality
  • Makes me laugh
  • Chivalrous
  • Athletic {bonus}
  • Has an accent {bonus}

What I actually go for

  • Almost always a stellar athlete {football & lacrosse usually}
  • At the very least, 5'8"
  • Absolutely hilarious
  • Tool / douchebag / asshole complex
  • Usually a fan of rap or hip hop music
  • Preppy {polos + khakis}
  • Typically comes from family money
  • Cheeky smirks are a must.
  • All kinds of swag that will probably never pay the bills.
  • If there's intelligence there, it's thoroughly hidden.
  • Overall typical jock.
  • Increasingly have brown / dark hair.
    • {at least I've moved on from blondes?}

An expansion of the typical jock / stellar athlete

  • Quarterbacks.
    • Always. Love.
    • Achilles Heel.
  • Tight Ends & Wide Receivers.
    • It's sick.
    • TE's especially because they're taller.
      • Even I don't understand.
  • Pitchers.
    • Goes with quarterbacks.
    • If they play both, chances are they were / are both.
  • Attackers {lax}.
    • I blame the alpha male tendencies.
  • Defensemen (Hockey)
    • They're scrappy and usually end up fighting
    • YES PLEASE.
jun 4 2012 ∞
may 4 2013 +