• I'm near-sighted, and I wear glasses.
  • I went through a try-hard goth phase in my early 20s.
  • I play guitar.
  • A stranger once told me I possess a fiery aura.
  • I once placed first (out of 12 contestants) in a hoops competition.
  • I lived in the Pacific Northwest for most of my life.
  • I like my burger well done with LTOP: Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and Pickle โ€“ NO CHEESE!
  • I'm a misfit, and I was bullied throughout my youth and into adulthood.
  • I'm fat & ugly.
  • I'm smart & funny.
  • As a kid, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian when I grew up.
  • When I was a smoker, I smoked about a pack of Camel Lights per day.
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