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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

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littlewhitehouse BOOKS (Read in 2023)
films (watched in 2023)
  • to be truly hilarious
  • to give me chocolate when I'm sad
  • to say I'm pretty when I look like a mess
  • to cook me food with cheese in it
  • to give me my space when I need it
  • to be unexpected (in a good way)
  • to go on adventures with me
  • to laugh... a lot.
  • to treat animals and children and the elderly with sincere kindness
  • to keep a cool head when things get crazy
  • to not use drugs/alcohol/cigarettes ever and still be fun to be around
jan 30 2011 ∞
feb 14 2011 +