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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

listography MESSAGES
littlewhitehouse BOOKS (Read in 2023)
films (watched in 2023)
  • A pink coin purse with a London bus on it full of giftcards
  • Lots of coins
  • Red currant lip gloss
  • Barq's root beer lip balm
  • Various theatre programs
  • Ticket stubs to plays
  • Grocery lists on notecards
  • Magenta sunglasses
jan 30 2011 ∞
feb 14 2011 +