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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

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  • Picking my split ends when I'm nervous
  • Completely lying when I made excuses for things, even if I didn't need to
  • Eating when I'm not hungry
  • Saying exactly what I feel without evaluating the situation or who I'm talking to
  • Procrastinating on replying to long e-mails
  • Avoiding people I know when I see them walking near me
  • Letting my room become a disaster
  • Having long, internal dialogues of what I think a person would say to me instead of approaching them
  • Not controlling my facial expressions when appropriate
  • Not drinking enough water
  • Listening to people who blather on and on and can't see I'm uninterested
  • Trying to be funny instead of having a really thoughtful conversation when around people I don't know well
  • Comparing myself to the greats (actors, writers, etc.) and giving up because I'm not as good as them
  • Preparing monologues for auditions only at the last second
  • Not preparing my morning the night before so I don't wake up Gloria with my noisiness
  • Not being assertive with what I actually think
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