"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle." Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!
Girls' Names
Boys' Names
If I ever have a kid, they're going to be the prissiest, most faux-European thing, aren't they? Sigh.