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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

bookmarks:
littlewhitehouse BOOKS (read in 2020)
FILMS (watched in 2020)
FILMS (Series watched in 2020)
crushes (animations)
crushes (People)

Girls' Names

  • Emily
  • June
  • Eleanor
  • Giselle
  • Jacqueline
  • Anise
  • Margot
  • Amelia
  • Evelyn
  • Helena
  • Clara
  • Margaret
  • Elaine
  • Florence
  • Emma
  • Gwendolyn
  • January
  • Laurel
  • Madeleine

Boys' Names

  • Arnold
  • Basil
  • Boone
  • Broderick
  • Caleb
  • Cecil
  • Clark
  • Denver
  • Donald
  • Edwin
  • Emerson
  • Felix
  • Fitzgerald
  • Gerald
  • Graham

If I ever have a kid, they're going to be the prissiest, most faux-European thing, aren't they? Sigh.

jan 30 2011 ∞
feb 14 2011 +