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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

littlewhitehouse BOOKS (read in 2020)
FILMS (watched in 2020)
FILMS (Series watched in 2020)
crushes (animations)
crushes (People)
  • A bride (3rd grade)
  • Cinderella (pre-K)
  • Snow White (kindergarten)
  • Tippi Hedren in "The Birds" (7th grade)
  • Lucille Ball in the chocolate episode of I Love Lucy (8th grade)
  • A flamenco dancer (9th grade)
  • Ophelia from Hamlet (sophomore year of college)
  • A hipster (junior year of college)

Oh dear... I can't remember the rest. How worrisome...

feb 6 2011 ∞
feb 14 2011 +