• A bride (3rd grade)
• Cinderella (pre-K)
• Snow White (kindergarten)
• Tippi Hedren in "The Birds" (7th grade)
• Lucille Ball in the chocolate episode of I Love Lucy (8th grade)
• A flamenco dancer (9th grade)
• Ophelia from Hamlet (sophomore year of college)
• A hipster (junior year of college)

Oh dear... I can't remember the rest. How worrisome...