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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

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  • Don't be afraid to be yourself.
  • Always treat people nicely, even if they aren't.
  • Dance when you feel like it.
  • Friends shouldn't constantly bring you down.
  • Take a chance on your passions.
  • Everyone wants to feel accepted, so accept them.
  • Eat fruit when you're hungry.
  • Instant gratification is for the weak; spend your time doing things that give you long-term satisfaction.
  • Laugh until your abs are hard as rock. Then laugh some more.
  • Work hard.
  • Find enjoyment in even the most mundane of things.
  • Spend your time with people you wish to emulate.
  • Narcissists are to be avoided at all costs.
  • Smile, always.
jan 31 2011 ∞
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