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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

littlewhitehouse BOOKS (read in 2020)
FILMS (watched in 2020)
FILMS (Series watched in 2020)
crushes (animations)
crushes (People)
  • had "Quatro de Mayo," complete with a Mexican food feast (14 years old)
  • took everyone to Knott's Berry Farm (8 years old)
  • tried to take everyone to Knott's Berry Farm and everyone bailed (10 years old)
  • went to the Getty Museum in LA (19 years old)
  • went to Disneyland with Hayley (18 years old)
  • saw a terrible production of "RENT" at the Pantages (15 years old)
  • saw a really good production of "Yellowface" at the Mark Taper Forum (16 years old)
  • had a pool party at Los Cabelleros Country Club (9 years old)
jan 29 2011 ∞
feb 14 2011 +