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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

listography MESSAGES
littlewhitehouse BOOKS (Read in 2023)
films (watched in 2023)
  • how to write a thank-you note
  • how to balance a spoon on their nose
  • how to crack an egg
  • how to drive defensively
  • how to give a compliment
  • how to tap dance
  • how to find their way using cross-streets
  • how to make a budget
  • how to pet a cat
  • how to do a double-jump with a jump rope
  • how to fall asleep when their mind won't
  • how to eat a grapefruit
  • how to love writing and reading
  • how to fill in a planner
  • how to make the best popcorn
  • how to listen
feb 4 2011 ∞
feb 14 2011 +