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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

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  • Her weird sayings:
    • "That's a whole different ball of wax."
    • "It's getting a little long in the tooth."
    • "Up and at 'em, madam."
  • Her sense of humor
  • Her love of fuzzy socks and robes
  • Eating popcorn in bed with her
  • Her sparkly purple eyeshadow she likes
  • Her bony feet
  • Her freckles
  • Her perfect little nose
  • The amusing way she doesn't really care when something bad happens that she can't fix or control
    • "She hit my arm!" "That's too bad."
    • "UGH! A bug flew in my mouth!" "Ohhh."
  • How she buys like ten containers of strawberry yogurt from Ralphs at a time
  • Her love of Cholula
  • Her fake-sounding responses to me or my sisters when we try to talk to her while she's reading the newspaper or on the Internet
  • Her light, tappy hugs
  • "Darling daughter!"
  • Her famous chimpanzee impression
  • The way she dances to Christmas music with me in the car during December
  • Her love of green and purple
  • The way she tells me to be careful when we're in the wine section of the grocery store like I'm a little kid, even now
jan 29 2011 ∞
feb 22 2011 +