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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

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ABOUT ME (What I don't like about myself)
  • Always step back to look at your relationship from a subjective angle when things get confusing.
  • Don't tell anyone who you're interested in unless you're really invested. Because you will get bombarded with winks and nudges and it will get old. Fast.
  • Watch who you text lest you embarrass yourself.
  • Don't get in a relationship unless you have free time to spare.
  • Date when you're young because the people you know in high school & college will scatter like dandelion seeds when it's over.
  • Kissing people onstage doesn't make kissing less romantic with someone you like.
  • If you eat garlic, feed it to your date, too.
  • The best kind of guy will take you as you are. It helps to set the bar low.
  • Sistahs before mistahs, always.
  • Cats are a non-negotiable issue. If he's allergic, then he can deal with it or hit the highway.
    • Everything else is fair game, though.
mar 21 2011 ∞
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