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"My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle."

Sir, the silliness radar is detecting a huge disturbance just north of San Diego, California. Scramble the jets!

littlewhitehouse BOOKS (read in 2024)
FILMS (watched in 2024)
notes (Vegan Katowice)
ABOUT ME (What I don't like about myself)
  • When an older man in the OCC student lounge said my feet were swollen and tried to give me a foot rub.
  • Any experience where a guy has asked me if I have a boyfriend randomly in the middle of a conversation. I feel like it's happened at least three times while at OCC.
    • Once I was working on a dance piece/short film and this guy I was paired with (who was like 21-22) told me about his daughter and then asked me that. Uhh...
  • Being given a really stupid note in 8th grade saying that the guy wanted to "play board games in bed" with me.
  • When a security/parking guard, who hours earlier had seen me run into someone's brand-new Mercedes-Benz and cry about it, asked me for my number as I was trying to leave the structure around 11 pm and I was so confused, I gave it to him.
feb 23 2011 ∞
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