I will never get in to any of these schools

• TUFTS
  • Perfect program. I want it so so so so badly.
  • Dual Masters degrees in Urban/Environmental Planning and Econ? kill me now
• Brandeis
  • MASTERS IN SUSTAINABLE INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT
• I can always stay at BU
  • I don't think I will ever leave the Boston area
• Northeastern?
  • Meh
• Fordham

• Every time she says something stupid/ridiculous
• Any time she tries to be "All American" or down to earth
• Any time she throws on a marketing ploy
  • political statement
    • Obama
    • North/South Korea
    • Russia
  • talks about how important family is
  • talks about her book
• Every time her kids look concerned for her well-being

Any time she talks about guns

• Never Let Me Go- Ishiguro
• The Man Who Loved Books Too Much- Bartlett
• Kitchen Confidential- Bourdain
• The Magicians- Grossman
• The Likeness- French
• The Book of Lost Things- Connolly
• Diary of an Oxygen Thief- Anonymous
  • I have had this on my book shelf for about three years now, and I still haven't touched it.
• Water for Elephants- Gruen
• The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao- Diaz
  • LOVE THIS SO MUCH (I also love that I get 99% of the references)
• A Wolf at the Table- Burroughs
• Everything is Illuminated- Safran Foer
• Downtown Owl- Klostenman

• brb taking my shirt off in class (and at the gym)
• Attracting creeps from all over
  • Doctors from Ecuador
  • Wendell
  • Wendell's floormate
  • Cody Miller
  • Men named after Disney Princesses
  • Drunx men in late night
  • More when I think of them
• Tripping over everything
  • stairs
  • escalator
  • floor
  • my own feet
  • sidewalk
  • Xa's feet
  • chairs
  • desks

• AN 362- Culture and Environment
• AN 363- Food and Water
• EC 302- Econ. of Less Developed Regions
• EC 387- Health Econ.
• EC 414- Econometrics
• EC 401/491- Honors Thesis/Directed Study
• EC 521- Development Theory
• EC 563- Race and the Development of the American Economy
• GE 309- Env. Policy Analysis
• GE 356- Geography of Third World Dev
• GE 394- Env. History of Africa
• GE 511- Ecological Economics
• GE 518- Nat Res Scarcity and Econ Growth

• The Hobbit
  • I can (and have) read this a million times and never get tired of it.
• The entire Lord of the Rings series
• The Little Prince
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• Every Harry Potter book
• Dry
• Blindness
• The Elegance of the Hedgehog
• The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
• The Offshore Pirate

• You are the worst person I have ever met in my life and you do absolutely nothing except make my life extremely stressful. I have also never met anyone that can make people feel as awful about themselves as you do. Every goddamn second you and your awful friends just sit there and stare at me and laugh, even if I am doing nothing other than reading. Oh yeah, I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR. Can you please go away, or just get an alcohol violation/pregnant and have to leave soon?
• I know you say it is just one thing, and I believe you, I swear I do, but there is this little voice in the back of my head saying you are lying to me and it drives me crazy. And then I sit here thinking what if this happens, or that happens, and I just have no idea because I am THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING MILES AWAY. Plea...

• She feeds me hummus and cookies when I'm sad
• She loves the Rocky Horror Picture Show almost as much me
• We lounge in her bed for hours on end
• She showed me how to use listography
• BAKEFEST at least twice a year since 9th grade
• She has helped me incorporate the words "good" and "YEP" into my everyday vocabulary
• We ball every day between the hours of 10:00 P.M. and 3:00 A.M.
• We take road trips to Philadelphia, and are planning one to either Boston or Baltimore, where we will be driven by our chauffeur Jesse/Winston.
• She loves my papa, RANDY
• She has a cellphone
• She introduced me to Sarah Steely
• She is going to Harvard

• frozen hot chocolate
• root beer float cupcakes
• cheddar and thyme knishes
• roasted garlic and brie soup
• rosemary peasant bread
• potato latkes
• a well decorated yellow cake with chocolate frosting
• cinnamon rolls
• caramelized onion and goat cheese corn bread
• sticky balsamic ribs
• chocolate peanut butter pudding cups
• cake pops
• homemade ice cream
• guinness gasm cupcakes
• cheese pinwheel rolls
• hot chocolate fondant
• cream cheese cupcakes

• Twinkle Twinkle Dress
• Easy as Pie Dress
• History Repeating Shirtdress
• Once-A-Week Dress
• Look Back Sweater Dress
• Refined Cord Shirtdress

• Sunflowers
• Pies
• Walruses
• Horses
• Starry Night

• Me
  • Sorry Chris
• Xa
• Marissa
• Megan
• Sheynn
  • WINNER
• Ana
• Tommy
• Mike
• Dan