• Friendzoned
• Donkey Basketball
• Ravens Hoops
• Half Priced Apps

POTENTIAL COLLAR IDEAS

• FUCK OFF
• BITCHES FOLLOW
• MISANDRY
• LOOK GOOD AT ALL TIMES
• ~*ALL CAPS LYFE*~
• Teenage Dirtbag

• Every time a woman who is old enough to be Bieber’s mom behaves like a love struck teenager. (This happens all too often.)
• Whenever you spot a new colour or style of JB’s trademark high tops. And yes, purple suede is different from purple patent leather.
• Every time a Bieber friend or family member makes reference to the fact that they’re just regular folk. And they really are. You’d think the boy wonder could have coughed up a little cash to fix the stuffed fox in Grandpa’s basement.
• Every time you get the feeling that Justin’s devoted manager Scooter Braun made this movie as much to mythologize himself as to celebrate his client.
• When Bieber or Braun says “MSG,” and you automatically think about delicious, greasy Chinese food before you realize th...

• "party at ushers" Party
  • Dress in one of Justin Bieber's outfits from one of his music videos and listen to only Justin Bieber music. Someone dressed as Usher must come near the end and bust the party, but not really.
• Hot Topic Party
  • Everybody comes dressed as the "punks" and "goths" from 7th grade. Lots of studded belts, eyeliner (for guys and girls), chains, safety pins, pentagrams, red, and black. The soundtrack will consist only of My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Panic! At The Disco, Simple Plan, old Fall Out Boy, old Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, and Hawthorne Heights. Everyone will talk about how much they hate the "preps" and "posers". Whenever an Avril Lavigne song comes on, everyone must scream "POSERR...

• 30 Rock
  • Season 1-
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
• The Office
  • Season 1
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
  • Season 5
  • Season 6
• Lost
  • Season 1
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
  • Season 5

• Stop spending so much money
• Start bringing a tape recorder to class
• Speak more German
• Find a Sprachpartner
• Find a volunteer opportunity
• Start eating better
• Start working out more
• Start hanging out with more Germans/nice and cool IES kids
• Stop hanging out with IES kids who don't want to hang out with me/are obnoxious Americans and are impeding my German progress anyway
• Get more sleep so I'm not falling asleep in class
• Talk to David/Luis more
• Show Uschi I can play guitar because she somehow can't hear me?
• Create more/better blog posts
• Skype with my friends more so I don't feel totally and completely out of touch wit...

• One Less Lonely Girl
• Baby
• One Time
• That Should Be Me

• Alice in Wonderland Dress [may be a disaster, since patterns are the bane of my existence, but I'll give it the old college try.]
  • Sew down top of zipper at collar.
  • Sew waistline where I ripped the seam out.
  • Peter Pan Collar [Don't think this will happen in time for Halloween. I can't just bullshit it.]
• Alice in Wonderland Bow
• Alice in Wonderland Petticoat
• Black Pleated skirt
• Navy nautical skirt
• Red nautical skirt
• QUILT
• MORE BIRDZ

• Tortoise Ray Bans [RIP my old ones]
• Shorts
• More oxfords
• Penny loafers

• WOMB.
• Ingenious April Fool's Day prank.

• "I've had the time of my life at the Chili's at the Wilkes-Barre Valley Mall."
• Froggy 101 bumper sticker by Dwight's desk.
• Lackawanna County.
• Lake Wallenpaupack.
• Bishop O'Hara.
• Stroudsburg.
• Carbondale.
• The Poconos.
• Rock 107- Scranton.
• "There's this really cool coffee place, Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall?"
• "I would like you to go to my mother's house in Dickson City."
• Brunetti's Pizza in Scranton.
• Wilkes Barre Penguins.
• Auntie Anne's.
• Montage Mountain.
• "The vending machine is out of Herr's chips."

• Lecture me about not getting shots.
  • Okay, I realize Gardasil is a preventative measure for one way of getting one type of cervical cancer, but not getting this shot is a choice me and my mother have talked about and decided upon together for MY body. Don't act like I'm going to automatically die because I'm not pumping my body full of random chemicals and vaccines. Worry about your own body plz. Perhaps you should stop pumping IT full of pot and Keystone Light.
• Hate Taylor Swift/pop music in general.
  • I love pop music. Pretty much all of it. If you're too indie to even admit it's remotely catchy, then GTFO.
• Treat me like a baby.
  • Yes, I am 4'10". I get that usually short...

• People who stalk my listography. HELLO. I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS. PLEASE STOP.
• Gary Palmer cast as "Der Welle".
• "Someone left their wallet here." "It's mine." "No really, someone left their wallet here." "Yeah, it's mine." "No really, I'll find out whose it is." [pulls out license.]"OH IT REALLY IS YOURS!"
• "You are not a king." "I'm going outside." "YOU'RE STUPID."
• Jesse's middle part.
• Jesse's jewish grandmother voice.
• Jesse singing Lefou's part in "Belle". "WOW GASTON YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING!"
• Jesse's Mario Betali impression that he will never do for me. "Yeah yeah how you doing we're just gonna put a little of this in a little of this, BRUSCHETTA!"
• That one time Jesse spoke only in an operatic singing voice for about fifteen minutes.

• BRATZ<333
• Josie and the Pussycats
• School of Rock
• Almost Famous
• The Breakfast Club
• Pretty in Pink
• Mean Girls
• All Harry Potter movies
• Little Miss Sunshine
• The Wedding Singer
• Big Daddy
• Legally Blonde [NOT THE SECOND ONE: RED WHITE AND BLONDE. BRB LET'S JUST USE ALL THE SAME JOKES]
• High School Musical [Not so much the second one. I haven't seen the third one.]
• Pixel Perfect
• Cheetah Girls
• Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
• Getting There
• Hot Rod

• Judd Nelson [in the Breakfast Club.]
• Andy Samberg
• Rupert Grint
• Daniel Radcliffe
• Andrew McMahon
• Conor Oberst
• Keith Murray
• John Green
• Rivers Cuomo
• Alex Carpenter
• Pharrell Williams
• Kanye West
• Lupe Fiasco
• Alex Greenwald
• Chris Carrabba
• Patrick Fugit
• Sean Biggerstaff [OLIVER WOOD SWOON]
• Brian Williams
• Colin Firth
• Joey Gaydos [gotta write my 7th grade mega-crush.]

• United States [obvi.]
• Canada
• Germany
  • Koblenz
    • June-July 2007
  • Munich, Heidelberg, various stops
    • Two weeks in April 2009 for German class trip
  • Berlin
    • August to December 2011
  • Hamburg
    • Visiting Helen, November 4th-6th 2011
  • Munich
    • Oktoberfest! September 30th- October 2nd 2011

• Going to see Harry and the Potters! Brb my ninth grade dreams being realized.
• WINNING THE COMPUTER FAIR '09 DIGITAL MOVIE CATEGORY HELL YES ME AND BELK ARE AWARD WINNING DIRECTORS.
• Going to visit my brothers.
• Giving guitar lessons to two little girls.
• Writing songs.
• Brennin and Emily the amazing singing/guitar playing duo- going strong since 8th grade. No high school band dramz for us.
• LOGAN.

• A Whole New World- Aladdin Soundtrack
• At the Very Bottom of Everything- Bright Eyes
• Konstantine- Something Corporate
• Catch My Disease- Ben Lee
• Just the Girl- the Click Five
• Bubble Joes- Jack Johnson
• Thunder Road- Bruce Springsteen
• Cecelia- Simon and Garfunkel
• Quit Playing Games With My Heart- the Backstreet Boys
• Lucky- Britney Spears
• Moshi Moshi- Brand New
• Seventy times Seven- Brand New
• End of the Road- Boyz II Men
• Be My Baby- the Ronnettes
• Rain King- Counting Crows
• Mr. Jones- Counting Crows
• Mrs. Potter's Lullaby- Counting Crows
• Hands Down- Dashboard Confessional
• Bend and Not Break- Dashboard Confessiona...

• Ballin' in the Belkmobile with the music blasting and my hand out the window.
• Backbranch Road.
• Loud music.
• Converse.
• Ballet flats.
• Sparkly shoes.
• Going to Panera Bread so often that the cashier no longer needs to ask my name.
• RAY BANS<33
• Taylor.
• Garrett.
• Driving with no destination.
• JPs, even though they only stay open from 7:00am to 7:15am.
• Joe's.
• Eating good foodz.
• Cheesy movies. [Bratz, The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift]
• Legitimately good movies that some may still find cheesy. [Josie and the Pussycats...

• Brattitude: The Internalized Self-Segregation of Millennial Women to Minimize their Combined Feminine Power
  • This is not really a paper about the Bratz movie, but like, kind of a paper about the Bratz movie
• Country Girl Feminism paper (Redneck Woman: The Underlying Feminist Culture in Country Music)
  • Feminism in response to class shaming
    • Redneck Woman, Gretchen Wilson
  • Misandrist domestic violence narratives (connection to class)
    • Goodbye Earl, Dixie Chicks
    • Gunpowder and Lead, Miranda Lambert
  • Rejection of "Southern Belle" ideals

• Growin' Up- Bruuuuce
• Come Pick Me Up- Ryan Adams
• Jersey Boy- The Unlovables
• A One Direction song, either What Makes You Beautiful or One Thing

• Mean- Taylor Swift
• Another Dumb Blonde- Hoku
• Baby- Justin Bieber
• If You Were Here- The Unlovables
• Jolene- Dolly Parton
• Be My Baby- The Ronettes
• Have Your Cake and Eat It Too
• The Kenne Song
• Charmaine
• The Sweater Vest Song
• The Ballad of the Formally Thin Man
• Jesse Cromley Song
• Maurice and Ethel
• Weather Reports- Bright Eyes
• Teenage Dream- Katy Perry
• This Year- The Mountain Goats
• Someday- Emily Warunek
• Waiting Again- Brennin Cummings
• Higher Ground- Todd Cummings
• Decatur- Sufjan
• One Less Lonely Girl- the Biebz

• Heathers
• Inglorious Basterds
• Angus, thongs, and perfect snogging
• Crybaby
• Lord of the Rings
• Downfall
• Das ganz große Traum
• Lila, Lila

• SPRING AWAKENING beautiful beautiful beautiful.
• The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown [Don't even know if it's Off Broadway yet, but I'll jump on it asap.]
• Jerusalem [JOHN. GALLAGHER. JR.]
• Next to Normal
• The Last Five Years
• A Kerrigan-Lowdermilk show [Not really a musical, more like a concert with musical songs.]
• The Woman Upstairs
• Wicked [yeah I know, obnoxious theater kids, DEFYING GRAVITY, horrible, blah blah blah, but I feel like I can't make fun of it if I haven't actually seen it.]
• How to Succeed In Business Without Actually Trying [I WANT TO SEE IT WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE PLZ]
• Jersey Boys [I don't know, Mom wants to see it. It's supposed to be good.]

• The King's Speech [I love Colin Firth so much]
• Black Swan
  
• True Grit (only because I want to see the little girl act)
• The Chronicles of Narnia
• Bridget Jones's Diary
• Date Night
• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
• The Heathers

• Attend an Unlovables show.
• Attend a Harry and the Potters show.[JUNE 21ST!!!] AHHHH AWESOME INSANE BRB PULLED ON STAGE.
• Attend a Julia Nunes show.
• Make a new movie/show.
• Go to Duvet.
• Buy fabulous clothes in New York City.
• Go to that pizza shop in Leonia and buy a slice.
• Reread the Harry Potter series.
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  • Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
• Start a girl pop punk band.

• Story of a couple
  • "I never stopped."
  • "But I do, but I don't."
  • "Your feelings are my feelings."
  • "If you're crazy, then I'm crazy too."
  • The heart tells you what to love and what to let go of, right now it's telling me to love you and let go of the past

• High School Musical 1
• High School Musical 2
• High School Musical 3
• The Lizzie McGuire Movie
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

• Sayid
  • Captain Falafel
  • Mohammed
  • Abdul
  • Ali
• Locke
  • Mr. Clean
  • Daniel Boone
  • Hoss
  • Tarzan
• Shannon
  • Sticks
• Hurley
  • Jabba
  • Jethro
  • Lardo
  • Pillsbury

• Brooke Rohm and Emily Warunek singing A Whole New World.
• A rousing rendition of "Tiny Dancer" by everyone I know.
• A Gospel choir.

• Conor- (this is for you late night enjoyment lizzie) I will you gay bastard! Im gonna break in his house blow all your heads off with a machine gun hack off everyone of your limbs with a giant machete personally take a shit in everyone of your mouths then im gonna fuck zelda till i bust that fucking dogs anus wide open then ill pour gasoline on everyone of your heads and through out the entire house and send it up in flames! Oh yea and if i haven't ever told you his before. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCK FUCKER BITCH!!!
• Martin [meant for Allison, but accidently sent to me]- I love you dear. Thanks for spending time with me. Oh and it was my sister calling the second time
• Ellen- oh nutrin nuthin all, michael at all shoes you?
• Ellen- uh yeah babies sry. shot h8 life.
• Ellen- SHOES OH MY GOD I AM SCARED OF YOU.

• Write me a song.
  • My name does not have to be included because I realize my name is not lyrical AT. ALL.
• Sing me a song.
• Be obsessed with Harry Potter. [or at least really love it.]
  • Extra points if you attend a wizard rock show, midnight movie premiere, or convention with me and really get into it.
• Play along with my sarcasm.
• Don’t pretend you’re too cool and indie for Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, *NSync, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, or anything else poppy and mainstream.
• Dress well.
  • Good things include:

• Toilet Humor- The Moaning Myrtles
• What About Myrtle?- The Moaning Myrtles
• Broken Hearted Slytherins- The Parselmouths
• Pretty in Pink and Green- The Parselmouths
• I Was A Teenage Werewolf- The Remus Lupins
• Nevermind the Furthermore- The Remus Lupins
• Harry Potter Tie
• Get Time Turner fixed
• Gryffindor Sweater
• Pleated skirt
• Gryffindor Scarf
• Gryffindor cloak [I'm sorry, I know that's the ultimate symbol of being a complete loser, but I feel like my life will be unfulfilled if I do not own one.]

• Be My Baby- The Ronnettes
• Kiss Me- Sixpence None the Richer
• Stay- Lisa Loeb
• You Will [Will You?]- Bright Eyes
• At The Bottom of Everything- Bright Eyes
• Weather Reports- Bright Eyes
• Everything Must Belong Somewhere- Bright Eyes
• First Day of My Life- Bright Eyes
• Soco Amaretto Lime- Brand New
• Seventy times 7- Brand New
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows[but I need Martin to sing it with me]- Brand New
• Moshi Moshi- Brand New
• Mr. Jones- Counting Crows
• Anna Begins- Counting Crows
• Swiss Army Romance- Dashboard Confessional
• Hit Me Baby One More Time- Britney Spears

• Aladdin. [Aladdin is the hottest animated character ever drawn. And "A Whole New World" is probably my favorite song. I've already asked Ellen that it be sung at my funeral if I die in an untimely fashion.]
• Beauty and the Beast. [Belle is my favorite princess. I'm sorry, Ellen. I love princesses. And Belle is the best. She's "weird", according to her town, and she reads a whole lot of books and thinks that the conventionally handsome guy is a pig. Which he is. Also, she wears a prettttty yellow dress, which I am constantly looking for a replica of.]
• The Little Mermaid. [Even though Ariel is a spoiled rotten bitch who leaves her family behind for a boy she's only known for a couple days, I still love mermz.<3 And the song "Part of that World".<33]
• Mulan. [BE A MAN! WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER! BE A MAN! WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON! BE A MAN! WITH ALL THE S...

• Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
• Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
• Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Forthcomings.
• The Clique Books! [Fuck you, they're awesome.]
• The Outsiders. ["Stay gold, Ponyboy!"]
• The Catcher in the Rye. [J.D. Salinger.]
• Franny and Zooey. [J.D. Salinger.]
• Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs.[Chuck Klosterman.]
• Killing Yourself to Live.[Chuck Kolsterman.]
• Fargo Rock City.[Chuck Klosterman.]

• i hate the feeling when i'm like "i will never kiss anyone cuter than him" but i just have to remind myself that there is no shortage of short, baby faced white boys who play acoustic guitar in this world
• Depressed Clowns/Fucked-Up Comedians/Funny Boys With Sob Stories
• Every five minutes some form of "kill me"/"shoot me in the face"/"run me over with a car" runs through my head
• Drama Queen 2013
• just gotta remember the bad things
• THE BAD THINGS
  • "i'm not gonna go to that, cheerleading makes me uncomfortable"
  • Never laughed at me or thought i was funny
    • telling me i'm funny is the ONLY way to my heart, don't even bother telling me i'm...

this list is now three years old but i'm gonna add to it

• Radegast
• Beacon's Closet
• Astoria Beer Garden
• Rooftop bar
• Broadway musical
• Run over Brooklyn Bridge
• NYC Public Library
• Rockaway Beach
• Coney Island to eat a hot dog
• Try an NYC doner
• NYCFC game
• Brooklyn Nets game
• go to a good club (aka not one where i gotta pay a huge cover and wait in a line to get scrutinized and possibly turned away)
• Watch a Bayern game at Smithfield

• RUGGED LACE-UP BOOTS
  • Brown lace up boots
  • Black motorcycle boots
  • Lavender/Floral (?) Doc Martens
• Shrunken mildly acid washed jean jacket on which to put lots of pins/patches
• More thigh high socks
• Loafers
• Make more pleated floral skirts
• Peter Pan collar oxfords
• Ralph Lauren cable knit sweaters
  • Peachy pink
  • Is there a mint one? That'd be bangin.
• Black or tortoise shell Ray Bans
• Lacy white ankle socks

• Fußball game! 26.11
• Amsterdam! 2.12-5.12
• Home. 16.12

• Summer Heights High
• Final Cut Pro
• High School Musical 2
• Mad Men Season 2
• Big Love Season 2
• Dawson's Creek Season 6
• Community Season 2
• Anastasia
• Summer Heights High Season 2

• Geisha- Liza Dalby
• Geisha, A Life- Mineko Iwasaki
• Autobiography of a Geisha- Sayo Masuda
• Nothing To Envy- Barbara Demick
• Spring Awakening
• Uglies
• The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Teacher Man- Frank McCourt
• Bossypants- Tina Fey
• Hitler's Pope

• 11/21/10- 122/200
• 11/21/10- 134/200

• "I'm an art major; I love art. It's the only thing there is, if you think about it. Yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna FUCKING do?"
• "All my friends- The art we make, the people we hate, the drugs we take."
• "I'm different in the way I think. It's not better. It's just different, but also better."
• "'Live the life you have imagined.' Shakespeare said that, okay? Shakespeare. HE KNEW HIS SHIT."
• "Let me just say something about homeless people, like I love them or whatever, but they need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT for like FIVE SECONDS."
• "So a police officer comes up to me and he's all like, 'What are you doing?' And I'm like 'ExcUSE me. EXCUSE. ME. What are YOU doing? Like FIRST OF ALL, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of a...

• Every time someone says "WILDCATS- GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME".
• Every time Mrs. Darbus says "MusiCALE".
• Every time Sharpay storms out of the room.
• Every time Sharpay screams.
• Every time Gabriella and and Troy are late to sing and are almost turned away.
• Every time East High is ridiculous.
• Every time Ryan acts especially gay.
• Every time the Wildcat basketball team says something in unison.
• Every time East High treats Troy Bolton like a king.
• Every time the plot resembles Romeo and Juliet.
• Every time kindergarten is mentioned.
• Every time Sharpay wears pink.
• Every time someone says "We're all in this together".
• Every time Coach Bolton says "team".

• Star Wars
• Lord of the Rings
  • The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Two Towers
  • Return of the King
• Back to the Future
• Annie Hall
• When Harry Met Sally

• Rachel Maddow
• That is all.

• Dave Matthews Band
• Dashboard Confessional
• Bob Dylan
• Ben Lee
• Say Anything
• Lupe Fiasco
• N.E.R.D.
• Kanye West- August 8th, 2008
• New Sweat- God, they killed it.
• The Whomping Willows
  • June 21, 2009
  • December 20, 2009: YULE BALL
  • June 6th, 2010: Incendio
• The Remus Lupins- June 21, 2009
• HARRY AND THE POTTERS
  • June 21, 2009: Philly, PA
  • December 20, 2009: YULE BALL, Boston, MA
  • June 6, 2009: Incendio
  • July 18th: Durham, NC

• Entire Regina Spektor discography
  • Songs
  • Begin to Hope
  • Eleven Eleven
  • Soviet Kitsch
  • Far
• Entire Kings of Leon discography
  • Youth and Young Manhood
  • Aha Shake Heartbreak
  • Because of the Times
• Entire Bright Eyes Discography
  • Fevers and Mirrors
  • Lifted or the Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
  • I'm Wide Awake It's Morning
  • Digital Ash in a Digital Urn
• Entire Ben Folds discography

Father

• Short stature.
• Curly hair.
• Brown hair.
• Love of wrestling.
• Liberalism.
• Sarcasm.
• A temper. [Though not to the extent of my father's temper. I, for example, have never smashed a printer/numerous pairs of glasses/holes in the wall/ kids against the wall(not me, his learning disabled students who live in trailers and sometimes get in fights.).]
• Stubbornness.
• Cynicism of religion.
• Guitar playing.
• Singing.
• Love of any music, really.

Traits I wish I had recieved from my father

• Gum
• Fruit
  • Except tomatoes.
• Fruit flavored things
• Vegetables
  • Except broccoli, lettuce, carrots, corn, and celery, except in cases of:
    • Panera Bread chicken salad sandwiches, in which case celery is absolutely unacceptable.
• Candy
  • Except chocolate.
• Mint
  • Except in toothpaste.
• SEAFOOD

• Youtube
  • CaptainPajamaShark
• AIM
  • Aunt Grethel
  • ChiefBigCloud [Made because I didn't want anyone else to have it.]
  • Smallfry51202 [brb 7th grade.]
  • Brennin09 [Yep, made it when I was 9 and totally didn't realize at the time that my graduation class was also 09.]
• Myspace
  • Myspace.com/idoyourmomweekly
  • Myspace.com/cyclopsarepeopletoo
• Twitter

• Fruit.
• GUM.
• Candy that doesn't involve chocolate.
• Any seafood at all.
• Haylie Duff.
• Kristen Dunst.[except in Bring it On]
• When people don't call me back.
• When people sleep until 4pm and I have to call them 28 times to wake them up because they keep ignoring my calls.
• Pigs.[not literally, figuratively.]
• The fact that I have to cuff my jeans because every pair is too long.
• Baby formula.
• Baby spit up.
• Nickelback.
• Boys who run over my heart over and over again in their teal minivans.
• Ellen.