• hey you have really big ones.

(no shit i kinda notice when i buy my own bras)

• hey chesty
• do you know such and such street - no, wanna help me find it?
• nice tattoos (i get this like at least 10 times a day)
• hey i saw you a few blocks past when you walked by the cafe, i just had to follow you to tell you how beautiful you are...(gee thanks you fucking stalker!)
• omg - i'm blind
• hey, she's smuggling peanuts (i actually liked this one!)