• Le pessimiste pense que toutes les femmes sont des garces. L'optimiste l'espère bien.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. --Chauncey Depew

• Smooth seas do not create skillful sailors... -- anonymous
• Martini's are like breasts, one is too few, three are too many. -- Dorothy Parker
• We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. -- Joseph Campbell
• If you are not on the edge you are taking up too much space. -- My friend Zoe Hart
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. -- Anon?
• Think Local. Fuck Global. -- I thought I made that one up!
• Vegans can't be Choosers -- I made that one up too!
• Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water! -- Eleanor Roosevelt
• Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Einstein
• You will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. -- Mark Twain
• You laugh at me because I am different but I laugh at you because you are all the same --T. DeLonge
• It's not the destination but the journey -- anon?
• "Le client n'a jamais tort", César Ritz
• Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. -- Regina Brett