Steven & I have been playing a game where we say, "Maybe at our next house. . . " when something really, really stupid happens at our Neely house.

  • ". . . I won't have to balance on a log to get in & out of my car."
  • ". . . we won't have to gingerly get on & off our toilet because of the subfloor."
  • ". . . we won't have a window in the shower. So we won't be attacked by shower curtains on both sides & it won't be frozen in the morning."
  • ". . . we'll have better water pressure & more hot water."
  • ". . . we won't have a haunted basement."
  • ". . . we won't have to listen to stupid fucking college kids on the weekends."
  • ". . . we'll actually be able to tolerate our landlords."
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