- [looking around the table for silverware]
- ME: "We're going to need silverware to eat this food."
- KELLY: "Yea, or else we'll have to do it doggie-style!"
- ME: "Doggy--...hahahahaha!"
- "Look at this text message. I sent it to Zach. It just says, 'Ducked up.' Haha!"
- [talking about church]
- ME: "& this is what you need to know about God...he's up in the sky...& he doesn't always answer prayers."
- KELLY: "Sometimes the best prayers are unanswered prayers!"
- ME: "Is that from a fucking country song or something?"
- KELLY: "Hahaha how did you know?"
- [during a car ride]
- KELLY: "I need a kick in the ass or something...I need a kick in the ass AND someone to kick my ass!"
- ME: "Why would you ever need anyone to kick your ass?"
- KELLY: "...so I can stop being so stupid."
- [on the way to Pizza King in a blizzard]
- KELLY: "Well these snow flakes aren't dangerous. They're not BIG like WAH WAH WAH (makes large hand motions in the air). They're more like WEE WEE WEE (makes small hand motions in the air)."
- ME: "Did you just describe snow like WAH WAH WAH & WEE WEE WEE?"
- [movie theatre, after preview of really scary movie, I look at Kelly because I know she doesn't like scary movies]
- KELLY: "(eyes wide) That scit was shary!"
- translation: that shit was scary
- [on AIM discussing being tan]
- KELLY: "I might actually get tan! I'm so stoked to not be the freaky white girl anymore."
- ME: "Yey tanness! Jealousy. Yea but it works for you. You're au naturel."
- KELLY: "More like au...what's with that bitch's glowing legs?"
- ME: "bahahahbabahahabahaaba..."
- [discussing boy problems and people being too nice]
- ME: "Being too nice isn't grounds to dump someone. I mean, if someone told me that I was being too nice..."
- KELLY: "...yea, but see, no one would ever say that to you."
- ME: "....you're a whore! But you're right."
jan 12 2009 ∞
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