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  • I love watching his mouth when he talks.
  • His blue eyes mixed with his dark features make his eyes pop.
  • I melt when he holds my face in his hands or strokes my cheek.
  • Sexy bee voice from Family Guy.
  • He's seen every episode of Family Guy, I'm pretty sure, & he likes to quote it which is mildly annoying, but also intriguing.
  • His sexy pose.
  • He's as dark & twisty as I am--FINALLY someone who kind-of understands.
  • I don't care if it's cheesy & corny--I like when he compliments me & says cute things.
  • One of my favorite things to look at is his groin region, especially when he wears his light-wash jeans...his thunder thighs are a turn on.
  • I feel so small & petite compared to him.
  • He actually texts me when he gets home at night so I know he's safe.
  • He's a huuuuuuge tease.
  • He wears chuck taylors & cuffed jeans & I love that he has his own sense of style.
  • He makes me feel sexy & powerful.
  • Hey Steven by Taylor Swift.
  • He responds to my Facebook comments.
  • I haaaaaate talking to him on AIM.
  • He calls me baby :]
  • He brings me popsicles & cough drops when I'm sick.
  • Instead of blaming me for getting him sick, he blames "coworkers & other people."
  • He tries to remember to face me while we're sleeping so I don't feel "neglected."
  • The way he can talk about our future like it aint no thang.
    • Ex: "Babe, when we're married, are you going to buy a bunch of random shit...like a hovercraft?" Him: "Probably. But I'll have a separate shop...like a man shop...where I can keep all my random shit."
  • Ohhh that smileeeeeeeeee.
  • He doesn't say, "I love you, too." He says, "I love you."
  • Yummy goatee.
  • After Arlene & Linda met him they said we "fit together" & just "looked right." & I guess I look at him a certain way that convinced Arlene of my feelings for him.
  • Inside jokes.
  • He should've been a show girl.
  • Saying "I love you" whenever he moves around during the night.
  • When he asks me questions about our future wedding.
  • "Hey guess what?"
    • "Chop."
    • "Chicken butt."
    • "I love you."
  • That questionnaire.
  • Our 1st Fourth of July
  • His friends are pretty awesome.
  • Surprising me with flowers.
  • Everything about sleeping together
    • the sheet
    • the maple syrup pillow
    • "P-p-p-p-p..."
    • "Oh shit..."
    • Being elbowed
  • Kisses in the middle of the night
  • "You can't put boots on that pig!"
  • Rubbing my feet like...every single night.
  • Rubbing my forehead at night because that's what Nana used to do.
  • Loving Nana as much as I do.
  • Bedtime stories.
    • But ESPECIALLY the Little Bunnie story.
  • Rubbing my head & singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
  • He made me a freaking gothic cathedral replica from pipe cleaners for my 334 project.
  • "Kiss me like you mean it."
  • "What has gotten into this woman?"
  • On car ride to Monticello:
    • Me in really strange voice: "LLAMASSSSSS!!!!!!"
    • Steven looks at me, shakes his head, & says, "You are one special woman."
  • The fireflies song.
  • Seeing him hug my Nana & make her laugh.
  • Pointing out old people & giving me an old man statue
  • That man loves Toby & loves to play with him.
  • Feeling him reach over & pull me close to him while we're sleeping.
  • Kissing my back while we're spooning.
  • Being a DD for Kelly & I.
  • Watching him chew gum or smoke a cigarette--again with the mouth fixation.
  • His Steven III impression.
  • "I know a lil girl who loves lil pigs!"
  • The Proposal.
  • Playing Mario on N64.
    • Even though I DIS-PISE video games.
  • Adventures when there is 939393939 feet of snow on the ground.
  • I hate grocery shopping with this man. I swear it.
  • I don't even have to be with him for him to make me die from laughter.
    • Text: "p.s. your toots stink real bad and you're mean to me and pinch me but I wouldn't trade you for anything or anyone love ya BYE!"
  • Picking up my phone to see if he's texted me, & then getting a text from him as soon as I pick my phone up.
  • Bunnies.
  • Gnomes who clean/unclean the house.
  • A Little Pink House.
  • "You're a lil baby bear & you're little, & you're little, & you're little."
  • Loud, high-pitched voices.
  • S: *playing really weird air piano*
      • C: "What kind of piano is THAT?"
      • S: *in serious tone of voice* "It's an organ."
      • C: "Bwahahahahhahahaa."
  • Upon walking in the back door, "Lil baby? Lil baby?"
  • His quest to fulfill my letter magnets dream.
  • C: "Get all the Harry Potter movies. I'm going to have a Harry Potter marathon!"
      • S: "& I'm going to have a coma marathon."
      • & then he ended up watching all of them.
  • "MY POOPS WON'T GO DOWN THE TOILET!"
  • "Are you a baby?"
  • Lil mermaids.
  • Lil pigs that stand on dimes.
  • "You. Make. Me. Feel like I'm living a. Teen. Age. Dream."
  • The problem foot.
    • "This foot is a problem & if it wasn't attached it would be out stealing cars!"
  • Tomatoes & cats journal page.
  • The story of Lil Bear & his honey cookies.
  • "Poodie. . . "
  • Lil pup named Cricket.
  • A beagle baby.
  • Lil boy in a bear suit.
  • Snake punch.
  • Medicating my at night/Getting my a roll of toilet paper or a box of Kleenex/Vicks Vaporub & a white t-shirt.
  • "When I was born I was a baby chicken & my mom put me in a basket & made a wish & put me in the closet & in the morning I was a baby boy."
  • "Bucka bucka."
  • ME: "I'mma chicken!" *scratches at a pile of Steven's clothes on the floor with my foot*
    • SB: "You are not a baby chicken looking for a worm! Now get in bed!"
  • ME on fb: "I'm a gnome!"
    • KL: "I knew it!"
    • ME: "Shhh secrets!"
    • SB: "Baby cats out of baby bag."
  • "If they sue you what are they going to get? A picture of a baby cat?"
feb 2 2009 ∞
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