- Grandmother:
- Is convinced that Al Gore bribed his way into recieving a Nobel Peace Prize so that he could successfully trick the general population into believing in global warming (something she calls "phooey").
- Dyes her hair blonde and is convinced that everyone in the family hates her.
- Is losing her memory, which frustrates everyone, which makes her believe that we hate her even more.
- Grandfather:
- Insists on affectionately clapping me on the back and calling me "Murgatroid" (the origin of which I am uncertain).
- The veins on his cheeks are deep and red and sunken
- 14 year old cousin
- Has reached that stage where he feels the need to call anything potentially emotional "gay".
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