- Do what makes me happy. Not him or her.
- Allison is really my only best friend.
- Being drunk is not fun for the people who have to carry you to their car to get you home.
- Guys aren't worth getting smashed over.
- Never hold back.
- Even if you know it'll hurt later you should still do it, usually. Because you'll treasure the memory.
- Nine out of ten times coffee on an empty stomach is a really bad idea.
- Girls who fall for guys with girlfriends shouldn't wear mascara.
- Coffee, in my opinion, is only good steaming hot or ice cold.
- In order to wake up before noon you must first turn on the alarm clock.
- Never leave milk boiling.
- Potholders, ironically, are extremely flammable.
- Er, so are cats. At least we put him out before he got hurt.
- Lighters get sort of hot
- I can't trust my mom with anything
- Arguing about music with David is pointless. He shall never see the light.
- Karma is a dirty whore. Don't tempt her.
- Very rarely are good men found. Most are just men.
- Teenage girls aren't the most trustworthy. Especially when you've both dated, and have lingering feelings, for the same boy.
- There are 5 calories in gum.
- Strawberry milk isn't as great as it sounds.
- Glitter gets everywhere and you'll be finding it for months after you used it.
jan 30 2009 ∞
apr 2 2009 +