• bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
  • don’t like spiders? put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
  • drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
  • if your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
  • make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
  • practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
  • rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
  • when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it's from happiness. but when the first roll is from the left, it is pain.
  • when microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
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