bike on that fucking exercise bike daily for 10 minutes!

substitution when I'm not home (marked with s): 10 min of cardio (aka literally any sort of movement that gets my heart rate up)

• Starting: Saturday 1 March 2025
• WEEK 1: 7/7
• WEEK 2: 7/7
• WEEK 3: 7/7
• WEEK 4: 7/7

FOUR WEEKS OF 10 MINUTES BOOYAH

Upgrading to 15 minutes from Saturday 29 March 2025

Since some substitution has to come up this first April weekend, I shall henceforth be messing around with 2kg dumbbells for 15 minutes when not at home - maybe I'll make it a regular thing, alternating between bike and dumbbells to train both legs and arms but we'll see (Why 2kg dumbbe...

• infinite money
• a cat
• The Annotated Watchmen
• aaaall the pillows for both my bed and my sofa
• aaaallllllll the books! there are so many! I need to read them all!
• aaaall the shelves for aforementioned books (I can still see parts of my wall, thus I need more)
• aaaall the 1000 piece jigsaw puzzles
• Good Omens Tarot Deck
• a really really fancy Lord of the Rings edition to lovingly stare at
• a Time Lord pocket watch
• really cool bedsheets, all kinds of nerdy bedsheets, just for me to enjoy
• ✔ in particular the map of Middle Earth tho
• The Absolute Sandman (would be my third edition but no matter I NEED THEM ALL)

• Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
• Earn Your Happy Ending
• Found Family
• The Power of Friendship

ongoing in bold

• John Kramer alias Jigsaw (2023): an older guy with a sassy puppet on a tricycle named Billy and a brain tumor who thinks way too highly of himself [City of Mist]
• Anastasia Aleksandra Andrejewa (2022): no-nonsense Russian ex-soldier on death row with an attitude (it will kill her one of these days but it is not this day!) [S.C.P.]
• Bryndis (since 2022): human tank raised by dwarves, not very smart but good of heart [Dungeons & Dragons 3.5]
• Persephone "Percy" Dreadful (since 2021): plucky wide-eyed conspiracy theorist whose brain goes a thousand miles a second [Monster of the Week]
• Dr. Egon Spengler (since 2019): an introverted librarian too soft for the wonderful world of H.P. Lovecraft [Call of Cthulhu]
• Crowley (since 2019): Tiefling bard, later bard/warlock multiclass, a complete idiot on a downward slope out of misguided worry about his/her/their friends [Arcane Codex, ...

no particular order, certainly incomplete

• Doctor Who
• The Sandman
• Good Omens
• The Last Airbender
• Gravity Falls
• The Owl House
• Legion
• Arcane
• Carmilla: The Web Series

this is a work in progress, do suggest! order is alphabetical

• And Your Reward is Edible; see also food
• Badass Bookworm
• Beware the Nice Ones
• Crazy Prepared
• The Empath (tm) (yes I am that person hello)
• Golden Translator (a lifegoal if I've ever had one)
• I Can't Dance (I like dancing tho)
• The Klutz
• Punctuation Changes the Meaning (that's the official trope name, but I prefer "Commas Save Lives")
• Prone to Tears

• graphic design (it's not even remotely my passion)
• subtlety
• stop interrupting people
• doing things not either *at once* or *at the last possible second* but maaaaybe possibly somewhere in between
• thinking things through

• Nimona
• All of Us Strangers
• Neil Gaiman (specifically, but not exclusively, the ending of Good Omens Season 2)
• He stays because he has hurt a LOT of people so loving him is no longer an option but deleting him entirely seems insincere right now
• It 2
• This list is a work in progress, expansions when I think of them
• All of Us Strangers

• Little Nightmares
• Little Nightmares II
• Edna bricht aus
• Harveys neue Augen
• A House Full of Cats, and its sequels and anything by those people everything is comfy and cute and adorable
• probably not "the best" but I do like Dead by Daylight
• I'm not that much of a gamer tbh xD

• I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do. - Night in the Woods
• Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - G.K. Chesterton
• I write for the same reason I breathe - if I didn't, I would die. - Isaac Asimov
• There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! - from "The Truth" by Terry Pratchett

Yes.

in no particular order, except for the first one (also definitely incomplete)

• Michael Ende: Die Unendliche Geschichte
• Erin Morgenstern: The Starless Sea
• Mariana Leky: Was man von hier aus sehen kann
• TJ Klune: The House in the Cerulean Sea
• Neil Gaiman: Coraline
• Neil Gaiman: The Sandman - Brief Lives (Volume 7)
• N.D. Stevenson: Nimona
• Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone: This is How You Lose the Time War
• Cassanda Khaw: The Salt Grows Heavy
• John Scalzi: The God Engines

• 07/03/2025 the kid at Graz Button Festival that recognized my Vi cosplay and freaked out - so I told her to turn around (deadpan "Dreh dich mal um") and look at my friends' Jayvik cosplay so she freaked out even more

• this list is empty because I forgot everything!

• eat
• be financially stable enough to get a kitty
• get fucking therapy

• Vi from "Arcane" (2025)
• extremely budget Karlach from "Baldur's Gate 3" (2024) (budget to the point of not being recognizable but I did have them horns!)
• Ursula from "The Little Mermaid" (2023/2024)
• Willow from "The Owl House" (2023)
• Six from "Little Nightmares" (2021)
• Death of the Endless from "The Sandman" (2020/2022/2024)
• Crowley from "Good Omens" (2019)
• The Joker from "The Dark Knight" (like 2009ish? My mum made the costume!)
• ideas for the future: Jerome from Gotham, Morgana from Persona 5 (as part of a group cosplay)

• save some money possibly maybe
• get this whole freelance thingie going
• abolish capitalism

in no particular order, very incomplete probably

• The Princess Bride
• Stardust
• Tangled
• X-Men 1 & 2
• Lord of the Rings Trilogy (yes, the Special Extended Editions)
• Galaxy Quest
• Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
• Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End)
• King Arthur: Legend of the Sword