• infinite money
• two cats - by the hands of faith (and Kevin) ONE cat has found his way into my life and I can't even huosgkuzkf (he will have a sibling eventually I am certain)
• The Annotated Watchmen
• aaaall the pillows for both my bed and my sofa
• aaaallllllll the books! there are so many! I need to read them all!
• aaaall the shelves for aforementioned books (I can still see parts of my wall, thus I need more)
• aaaall the 1000 piece jigsaw puzzles
• Good Omens Tarot Deck
• a really really fancy Lord of the Rings edition to lovingly stare at
• a Time Lord pocket watch
• really cool bedsheets, all kinds of nerdy bedsheets, just for me to enjoy
• ✔ in particular the map of Middle Earth tho...

• eat
• be financially stable enough to get a kitty, no two kitties!
• get fucking therapy - we're almost there!

ongoing in bold

• John Kramer alias Jigsaw (2023): an older guy with a sassy puppet on a tricycle named Billy and a brain tumor who thinks way too highly of himself [City of Mist]
• Anastasia Aleksandra Andrejewa (2022): no-nonsense Russian ex-soldier on death row with an attitude (it will kill her one of these days but it is not this day!) [S.C.P.]
• Bryndis (since 2022): human tank raised by dwarves, not very smart but good of heart [Dungeons & Dragons 3.5]
• Persephone "Percy" Dreadful (since 2021): plucky wide-eyed conspiracy theorist whose brain goes a thousand miles a second [Monster of the Week]
• Dr. Egon Spengler (since 2019): an introverted librarian too soft for the wonderful world of H.P. Lovecraft [Call of Cthulhu]
• Crowley (since 2019): Tiefling bard, later bard/warlock multiclass, a complete idiot on a downward slope out of misguided worry for his/her/their friends [Arcane Codex, la...

no particular order, certainly incomplete

• Doctor Who
• The Sandman
• Good Omens
• The Last Airbender
• Gravity Falls
• The Owl House
• Legion
• Arcane
• Carmilla: The Web Series

• Vi from "Arcane" (2025)
• extremely budget Karlach from "Baldur's Gate 3" (2024) (budget to the point of not being recognizable but I did have them horns!)
• Ursula from "The Little Mermaid" (2023/2024)
• Willow from "The Owl House" (2023)
• Six from "Little Nightmares" (2021)
• Death of the Endless from "The Sandman" (2020/2022/2024)
• Crowley from "Good Omens" (2019)
• The Joker from "The Dark Knight" (like 2009ish? My mum made the costume!)
• ideas for the future: Jerome from Gotham, Morgana from Persona 5 (as part of a group cosplay)

• Little Nightmares
• Little Nightmares II
• Edna bricht aus
• Harveys neue Augen
• A House Full of Cats, and its sequels and anything by those people everything is comfy and cute and adorable
• Powerwash Simulator (there was a surprising, and very enjoyable, amount of lore)
• probably not "the best" but I do like Dead by Daylight
• I'm not that much of a gamer tbh xD

Yes.

• Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
• Earn Your Happy Ending
• Found Family
• The Power of Friendship

• Nimona
• All of Us Strangers
• Neil Gaiman (specifically, but not exclusively, the ending of Good Omens Season 2)
• He stays because he has hurt a LOT of people so loving him is no longer an option but deleting him entirely seems insincere right now
• It 2
• This list is a work in progress, expansions when I think of them
• All of Us Strangers

this is a work in progress, do suggest! order is alphabetical

• And Your Reward is Edible; see also food
• Badass Bookworm
• Beware the Nice Ones
• Crazy Prepared
• The Empath (tm) (yes I am that person hello)
• Golden Translator (a lifegoal if I've ever had one)
• I Can't Dance (I like dancing tho)
• The Klutz
• Punctuation Changes the Meaning (that's the official trope name, but I prefer "Commas Save Lives")
• Prone to Tears

• graphic design (it's not even remotely my passion)
• subtlety
• stop interrupting people
• doing things not either *at once* or *at the last possible second* but maaaaybe possibly somewhere in between
• thinking things through

• I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do. - Night in the Woods
• Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - G.K. Chesterton
• I write for the same reason I breathe - if I didn't, I would die. - Isaac Asimov
• There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! - from "The Truth" by Terry Pratchett

• this list is empty because I forgot everything!
• bus and tram station on the wrong side of an intersection
• road works (yes they're usually very necessary, no that doesn't make it better)
• uhhhhh no I'm out of brain sorry

random stuff I bought because I was sad and it sparked joy

we thank depression and/or ADHD, my favourite couple

order in which I remember stuff

• Little Hungry Caterpillar tableware for children (it's plastic, so it doesn't break so easily)
• an almost uncountable amount of books

• 03/03/2023: buzzcut the first! the gender euphoria hit me so bad
• 07/03/2025 the kid at Graz Button Festival that recognized my Vi cosplay and freaked out - so I told her to turn around (deadpan "Dreh dich mal um") and look at my friends' Jayvik cosplay so she freaked out even more
• 03/06/2025: buzzcut the second! and the gender euphoria hit just as bad as the first time c:
• from early 2026: the little kid who always says hello on my way to the bus - he's a kindergartner and we've never had any interactions except that our paths cross in the morning

bike on that fucking exercise bike daily for 10 minutes!

substitution when I'm not home (marked with s): 10 min of cardio (aka literally any sort of movement that gets my heart rate up)

Starting: Saturday 1 March 2025

• WEEK 1: 7/7
• WEEK 2: 7/7
• WEEK 3: 7/7
• WEEK 4: 7/7

FOUR WEEKS OF 10 MINUTES BOOYAH

Upgrading to 15 minutes from Saturday 29 March 2025

Since some substitution has to come up this first April weekend, I shall henceforth be messing around with 2kg dumbbells for 15 minutes when not at home - maybe I'll make it a regular thing, alternating between bike and dumbbells to train both legs and arms but we'll see (Why 2kg dumbbe...

in no particular order, except for the first one (also definitely incomplete)

• Michael Ende: Die Unendliche Geschichte
• Erin Morgenstern: The Starless Sea
• Mariana Leky: Was man von hier aus sehen kann
• TJ Klune: The House in the Cerulean Sea
• Neil Gaiman: Coraline
• Neil Gaiman: The Sandman - Brief Lives (Volume 7)
• N.D. Stevenson: Nimona
• Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone: This is How You Lose the Time War
• Cassanda Khaw: The Salt Grows Heavy
• John Scalzi: The God Engines

• save some money possibly maybe
• get this whole freelance thingie going
• abolish capitalism

in no particular order, very incomplete probably

• The Princess Bride
• Stardust
• Tangled
• X-Men 1 & 2
• Lord of the Rings Trilogy (yes, the Special Extended Editions)
• Galaxy Quest
• Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
• Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End)
• King Arthur: Legend of the Sword